thank you kristina
3 Texas Surgeons
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States."
hahahahahahahaha,can i get an AMEN?!?!?!?!
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States."
hahahahahahahaha,can i get an AMEN?!?!?!?!