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To: Santa Claus
From: Ripley
Destination: North Pole
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year. I know you have been good to me in the past, but this year I only want one thing. And I really, really, really want it.
All I want is John Simm - naked on my bed with a red ribbon tied around him - (please reference Sam Tyler, Edward Sexby, and the Mister Master for examples.) Since this is the season of giving, I only need him for 24 hours after which he can return to his regular life.
Please, please get this gift for me Santa. I promise to be a good girl next year too, if that helps.
Happy Holidays,
Ripley
PS. You come through on this for me and those pictures of you and a certain reindeer will be "Our Secret".
Anyone wanting to copy this particular item for their Santa list, is more than welcome:)