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hello, I’m still off school, still ill, but will be back in 2moro, woo hoo, 1 day week, but 2 be completely honest id rather be in school than ill. That’s something I thought id never say, so yeah I haven’t done much 2day just slept until now when I thought id better keep Georgina company!! So yeah I’ve found a website where i can watch misunderstood continuously which is good. It’s kind of funny, but some people will twist it and say its not funny, ill paste it anyone, and any comments that aren’t good on this post or are in any way sarcastic I shall delete lol.
1) First of all he comes in led by a prison guard who is hand cuffed to him, the guard salutes the chief prison warden and Rob’s arm goes up as well, rob looks pissed off...
2) The prison guard then tries to get the handcuffs off, slowly so rob says ‘in your own time mate’ and makes painful noises.
3) The prison guards then grab rob and shove him down onto the chair shouting ‘sit down’, rob just looks around calmly puts his hands in the air and says’ easy yeah?’
4) The chief prison guard then says ‘name?’ rob replies ‘Robbie Williams’ and holds out his hand to shake it, ‘age?’ Rob replies ‘30’ the prison chief looks at him questionably and says ’30??’ Rob replies ‘yeah, 30!!’ and looks right in a posing mimicking sort of way. The prison chief goes ‘distinguishing features?’ Rob says ‘thank you’.
5) The prison guard then gets out a police evidence bag and says ‘what can you tell me about these?’ and holds up Bridget Jones’ pants. Rob replies ‘inexpensive probably from C&A, fit a larger lady, probably smell a bit round the back.’ The guard replies ‘Are you trying to be funny Mr. Williams?’
6) Queue music and Rob considers being funny and does that thing with his eyes and raises his eyebrows, images of Bridget flash up.
Trying to be misunderstood
but it doesn't do me any good
Laugh away and they smile at me
held their face for eternity
Now let them all fly off.
When it comes down it all comes down
And you will not be found
When it's over it's all over
And even if I make a sound
I'll be misunderstood
By the beautiful and good in this city
But none of it was planned
Take me by the hand
Just don't try and understand
Trying to be misunderstood
Another product of my childhood
And Still I find myself outside
You can't say I haven't tried
Perhaps I tried too hard
No excuses I won't apologise
Or justify your lies
Come and find me tell them to me
Now look me in the eyes
I'll be misunderstood
By the beautiful and good in this city
But none of it was planned
Take me by the hand
Just don't try and understand
I can't forgive sorry to say
don’t know you're guilty anyway
Isn't it funny how we don't speak
the language of love?
After about a verse of fighting with the guards about Bridget’s pink bra that was waved in his face rob sits back down on the chair.
‘You keep joking around Mr Williams and you could be here for a long time.’ Says the prison guard, Rob replies ‘I’m sorry’ and the guard goes ‘mmmh’ Rob replies ‘I’m sorry. How long is a long time?’ the guard replies ‘I don’t know… a millennium’, you can guess what’s coming next, Rob bursts into ‘MILLENIUM!’
He never fails to make me laugh man he’s hilarious, I think its more his mannerisms and the fact that he’s so rude without realising and if you don’t find him funny you might as well die now. You know what also pisses me off people saying they like him then changing their minds when it suits them or when something bad happens to him or he makes or mistake at least some people are consistent in hating him rather than just randomly liking him and then changing their minds. People are so fickle when it comes to Robbie Williams although I suppose people like that have no personality and change themselves according to other people. Although they claim to be individual they’re more like sheep. I really hate people like that, and seriously if I ever had the chance to seriously beat up someone that is like that without losing anything or getting into trouble, because people like that aren’t worth getting into trouble over, then I would. It’s not so much anything to do with Robbie its just people that change their answers to suit other people. Ahhhh it’s annoying. Robbie makes a lot of references to these people in his songs and a lot of reference to these people when he talks in interviews, you can really hear it in his songs, I think that’s one of the things in people he really hates and I do too, people trying to be something that they aren’t. I agree rob is really wrong about some things but he’s spot on, on this one, and he’s spot on about most moral issues. There are a lot worse people than him, including stupid, fickle people and he’s a good person, even through the drugs and drink all he wants to do is settle down and have kids. So enough ranting, watch out fickle people, especially people who are fickle about my Rob, he’s like marmite you either love him or you hate him, you can’t change your mind.
i love marmite, ding ding ding ding ding