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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday sickfuck_diablo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I gave volento a kidney (1000 points). In August I set linkmeblink's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I put money in crash_burndn's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (198 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
riotxbunny