1.5 - Super Daddy Ewan to the rescue.
When we last left Ewan's new wife Meadow had just given birth to the first heir, Hermoine, and then kicked the bucket. Seriously Ewan has crappy luck with wives.
Ewan was a good daddy though. He like to hold Hermoine all the time.
Hermoine liked to cuddle Ewan's face as well.
Although, sometimes Ewan got his priorities mixed up, and would leave Hermoine on the floor while he did the morning crossword.
With Meadow gone, Ewan needed to hire a nanny to watch Hermoine during the day, so he could play video games go to work.
The Nanny is pretty awesome and often remembers to bring in the newspaper.
The birthdays for both of them were drawing near.
Ewan has grown up into an elder. :D YAY FOR HIM!
He tried to celebrate by making himself some pancakes, instead he ended up setting the house on fire.
Ewan did get a promotion the next day at work, he is one step closer to reaching his LTW. Yay Ewan!
Hermoine grows up into a toddler.
She's kinda cute ... but has some really creepy eyes.
She also looks like and stinks like a boy.
Ewan often forgets to feed her.
Instead of feeding his daughter Ewan would rather spend time with a friend from work.
Hermoine is in danger of growing up poorly. [I would be in that danger too if my father didn't feed me and my mother bit the dust]
Here we have Ewan, looking a lot like Colonel Sanders, sleeping in the front lawn.
While toddler Hermoine does the crabby dance in her crib.
Hermoine has now grown up into a bratty child. Oh the joy.
She also hates her father. This child is going to be a handful.
Hermoine: How do I work this thing now?
Hermoine: I'm just waiting for my letter from Hogwarts, and then I'm out of here.
She is so hideious. She will be one unfortunate looking heir.
Ewan was a good daddy though. He like to hold Hermoine all the time.
Hermoine liked to cuddle Ewan's face as well.
Although, sometimes Ewan got his priorities mixed up, and would leave Hermoine on the floor while he did the morning crossword.
With Meadow gone, Ewan needed to hire a nanny to watch Hermoine during the day, so he could play video games go to work.
The Nanny is pretty awesome and often remembers to bring in the newspaper.
The birthdays for both of them were drawing near.
Ewan has grown up into an elder. :D YAY FOR HIM!
He tried to celebrate by making himself some pancakes, instead he ended up setting the house on fire.
Ewan did get a promotion the next day at work, he is one step closer to reaching his LTW. Yay Ewan!
Hermoine grows up into a toddler.
She's kinda cute ... but has some really creepy eyes.
She also looks like and stinks like a boy.
Ewan often forgets to feed her.
Instead of feeding his daughter Ewan would rather spend time with a friend from work.
Hermoine is in danger of growing up poorly. [I would be in that danger too if my father didn't feed me and my mother bit the dust]
Here we have Ewan, looking a lot like Colonel Sanders, sleeping in the front lawn.
While toddler Hermoine does the crabby dance in her crib.
Hermoine has now grown up into a bratty child. Oh the joy.
She also hates her father. This child is going to be a handful.
Hermoine: How do I work this thing now?
Hermoine: I'm just waiting for my letter from Hogwarts, and then I'm out of here.
She is so hideious. She will be one unfortunate looking heir.