Official Post #28--"Faster Than a Speeding Bullet~!"
JUST A SPONTANEOUS BOUT OF POETRY. Silly thing my brain just fired off at me, yesyes~! ;D I literally typed it up in my Facebook status before I decided it would be better off elsewhere. LMFAO. *COUGHS*
Really kind of silly sketchy thoughts, but you know WHAT? I put this on dA, too. So bam.
...WHY DO I EVEN HAVE A WRITING JOURNAL.
Say what you want, but at least I could never lack precision.
It's super to be alive when you're a hero with x-ray vision!
All the female frames a man could ever try to envision--
--still I remain the object of much derision.
Probably should have saved that bus full of screaming kids,
but I was too busy focusing in on where the cleavage is.
Probably could have scanned that briefcase for drugs,
but I was too busy staring at her gigantic jugs.
The moral of this story, and don't you forget
as you admire Superman's cape and Batman's silhouette,
is that even heroes dream, but all their dreams are wet.
Oh, Marvel--my dick's hard as marble!
Oh, DC--my mind's as close to the gutter as it can be!
...sure, I'll star in your next marvelous movie.
Yes, it's super to be alive...
...when you're a hero with x-ray vision.
(ZAP! BOOM!
BAM! POW!
...but all I hear is
BANG! BANG! BANG!)
OOOOOKAY, MY LIFE IS NEARLY COMPLETE!!
except I have some EXCITING projects coming up, I tell you WHAT. EXCITING STORIES TO WRITE!!! that I will probably NEVER FINISH or never show to ANYONE!!!! HOORAY *EXPLODES* uh ALSO? POEMS. But there are always more of those.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. *THUMMMMBS UP*
I AM ... LMFAO PRETTY FUCKING HYPERACTIVE no there's something else
OH!!!! OH I'm working on some damn WRITING MEMES. ;D that's right so
STAY TUNED~!! okay bye.
Really kind of silly sketchy thoughts, but you know WHAT? I put this on dA, too. So bam.
...WHY DO I EVEN HAVE A WRITING JOURNAL.
Say what you want, but at least I could never lack precision.
It's super to be alive when you're a hero with x-ray vision!
All the female frames a man could ever try to envision--
--still I remain the object of much derision.
Probably should have saved that bus full of screaming kids,
but I was too busy focusing in on where the cleavage is.
Probably could have scanned that briefcase for drugs,
but I was too busy staring at her gigantic jugs.
The moral of this story, and don't you forget
as you admire Superman's cape and Batman's silhouette,
is that even heroes dream, but all their dreams are wet.
Oh, Marvel--my dick's hard as marble!
Oh, DC--my mind's as close to the gutter as it can be!
...sure, I'll star in your next marvelous movie.
Yes, it's super to be alive...
...when you're a hero with x-ray vision.
(ZAP! BOOM!
BAM! POW!
...but all I hear is
BANG! BANG! BANG!)
OOOOOKAY, MY LIFE IS NEARLY COMPLETE!!
except I have some EXCITING projects coming up, I tell you WHAT. EXCITING STORIES TO WRITE!!! that I will probably NEVER FINISH or never show to ANYONE!!!! HOORAY *EXPLODES* uh ALSO? POEMS. But there are always more of those.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. *THUMMMMBS UP*
I AM ... LMFAO PRETTY FUCKING HYPERACTIVE no there's something else
OH!!!! OH I'm working on some damn WRITING MEMES. ;D that's right so
STAY TUNED~!! okay bye.