hahaha, sort of, but you've never been to New College, where only some cops are assholes. (okay, most are, but even then they will still let you get away with practically anything)
(.. and I've never met an RA here that has had to turn anybody in for anything except endangering others)
My job description is mostly to let people back into their rooms when they get locked out, help solve disputes among neighbors, and to give advice if requested.
so hypothetically let's say i'm one of the kids in your building. and let's say i come back completely shitfaced at 4am from a night at mons venus. as soon as i stagger up to my door, i realize i accidentally tipped one of the strippers with my room key and it's now hundreds of miles away. do i get to call you and wake your ass up to come help me 'cuz im a drunken idiot freshman?
and if you have to come help these kids, do you at least get to punch them in the face first? i mean, just as insurance that they won't do it again. cheap housing is pretty nice compensation, but i might have a breakdown if asshole kids rob me of my sleep every night.
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(okay, most are, but even then they will still let you get away with practically anything)
(.. and I've never met an RA here that has had to turn anybody in for anything except endangering others)
My job description is mostly to let people back into their rooms when they get locked out, help solve disputes among neighbors, and to give advice if requested.
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so hypothetically let's say i'm one of the kids in your building. and let's say i come back completely shitfaced at 4am from a night at mons venus. as soon as i stagger up to my door, i realize i accidentally tipped one of the strippers with my room key and it's now hundreds of miles away. do i get to call you and wake your ass up to come help me 'cuz im a drunken idiot freshman?
and if you have to come help these kids, do you at least get to punch them in the face first? i mean, just as insurance that they won't do it again. cheap housing is pretty nice compensation, but i might have a breakdown if asshole kids rob me of my sleep every night.
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I don't think I am not allowed to hit somebody, but I also don't think I would.
..Unless they hit me first.
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