EVERYBODY BUY 4D!
BLOODY HELL I GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT LAST NIGHT I WAS SO MAD I WANTED TO GRAB THE CAR AND THROW IT ON HER DAMN FACE! So what happened was... I was driving home from school after class at about 7pm last night, and after reversing my car from my parking lot and driving on the aisle (I am green), this dumbass bitch came out from a yield road on my left (she is grey) and collided into my car (at X) (Okay, I see the need to emphasize... on A FUCKING YIELDDDDDDDDDD ROADDDDDDDDDD!!!) That stupid woman obviously is either blind or that she can't read English because she doesn't understand the word "YIELD" that's printed in bold X9000000000 font on the road!
After the collision, both of us came out of our cars to assess the damages and shortly after, there were a few cars waiting behind us so we had to move aside and park somewhere else to talk. Her first question to me was how old was my car and to estimate the damages needed for repair. Like seriously, it doesn't matter if my car is 1 day, 2, 5, 10, 50 or 100 years old, it is your fucking fault so you pay! And also, how am I able to estimate the cost of the damages? That's our insurance companies' business, they will evaluate and estimate the costs, and decide on whatever necessary repair or compensation. I'm guessing she probably wanted to take my advantage and settle it by not involving any of our insurance companies. Then we started to argue because she actually had the audacity to tell me that even though it was mostly her fault, it was partly mine too because I was driving too close to my left? And if that wasn't enough, she gave a lame excuse that the white van (parked at the parking lot outlined with purple) that was parked beside the yield road was blocking her vision of the cars coming from the through-road. FUCK YOU. Isn't that the whole fucking purpose of a yield road?! To fucking give way to the cars and STOP if you can't see! What a dumbass... Then the moron suggested that we should drive up to her husband's workplace, somewhere nearby to negotiate. Hello!?? Do you really think I'm that dumb (like you) to waste my gas to drive up to your husband's workplace who is not even involved in the accident, and be willing for them to gang up together and get ostracized?! Seriously, stupid is an understatement for her. So that bitch totally did it for me and I started thrashing her and being aggressive with my hand gestures waving around frantically everywhere, she probably got scared and told me we are not in a conflict, and she just wants to come to a mutual agreement yada yada yada yada... Fuck you I don't wanna hear another word of your broken American-machiam-Espanol accent, I can't even be bothered to explain to her anymore because all I wanted was her information needed to report a claim from our insurance companies. And me being the goldfish with selective memory retention, I forgot everything that my brother had told me on what information to get in case of an accident. I tried to call him a few times but he didn't pick up his cellphone because he was in class.. I couldn't think of anyone else so I called Anthony for help! Then I took whatever information that was needed from her and also pictures of the damages on her car.
So last night when I got home, I called both our insurance companies and gave them the required information and an account of what happened. Her insurance company told me they will give her a call to make sure that she agrees and confirm with whatever information that I have provided because the other party has the right to dispute my claim. OMGGG KILL ME NOW PLEASE! That was only when it occurred to me that I must be the World's Dumbest Victim because I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN PICTURES OF THE SCENE WHERE THE ACCIDENT TOOK PLACE AT THE INTERSECTION OF THE YIELD ROAD AND PARKING AISLE BEFORE MOVING OFF! What if she tries to twist the story and claim that it's not her fault and push the blame to me?! I don't have any evidence or witnesses! Damnit. However, if you assess the damages on both our cars, my car was damaged on the side, and hers on the front... So it is obvious that I WAS ON THE THROUGH-ROAD, AND I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. There is no contest. So my poor car now has a (1) longggggggg hideous scratch all the way from the side of the front bumper to the end of the driver's door, (2) a dent on the driver's side door, and (3) part of the glass on the driver's side front headlights is broken and dangling pathetically because there is a dent there as well, I had to use 10,000 layers of tape to prevent it from falling off. And the irony is that her Volkswagen Passat had only suffered minimal damages; (1) the front license plate is skewed, and (2) only incurred not-so-visible scratches on the metal plate in the front of her car. URG THIS IS SO UNFAIRRRR I was actually feeling okay when it happened, but the more I think about it, the madder I got! Plus I only got my driving license exactly 1 month and 4 days ago! URG I NEED A PUNCHING BAG NOW!!!
Anyway, let's just hope that she is not that despicable to twist the story and I get my rightful claim.. I'm starting to get worried because my friends are scaring me, they told me that 9/10 people will twist the story claiming that it is not their fault and also because I do not have any pictures of the scene to substantiate my claim! Also, that bitch better not be getting any claim from my insurance company because it was her fault, and that would only mean that I'd have to pay more premium for my insurance next season!
My mom says nothing else matters as long as I am alright, and that was when it hit me. I realized that it was actually quite scary... Especially being hit from the driver's side! Imagine if this accident were to happen out on the road instead where all the vehicles are traveling at at least 35mph, I'd probably be dead now! So moral of the story is... To always look on the bright side, and buy 4D!
After the collision, both of us came out of our cars to assess the damages and shortly after, there were a few cars waiting behind us so we had to move aside and park somewhere else to talk. Her first question to me was how old was my car and to estimate the damages needed for repair. Like seriously, it doesn't matter if my car is 1 day, 2, 5, 10, 50 or 100 years old, it is your fucking fault so you pay! And also, how am I able to estimate the cost of the damages? That's our insurance companies' business, they will evaluate and estimate the costs, and decide on whatever necessary repair or compensation. I'm guessing she probably wanted to take my advantage and settle it by not involving any of our insurance companies. Then we started to argue because she actually had the audacity to tell me that even though it was mostly her fault, it was partly mine too because I was driving too close to my left? And if that wasn't enough, she gave a lame excuse that the white van (parked at the parking lot outlined with purple) that was parked beside the yield road was blocking her vision of the cars coming from the through-road. FUCK YOU. Isn't that the whole fucking purpose of a yield road?! To fucking give way to the cars and STOP if you can't see! What a dumbass... Then the moron suggested that we should drive up to her husband's workplace, somewhere nearby to negotiate. Hello!?? Do you really think I'm that dumb (like you) to waste my gas to drive up to your husband's workplace who is not even involved in the accident, and be willing for them to gang up together and get ostracized?! Seriously, stupid is an understatement for her. So that bitch totally did it for me and I started thrashing her and being aggressive with my hand gestures waving around frantically everywhere, she probably got scared and told me we are not in a conflict, and she just wants to come to a mutual agreement yada yada yada yada... Fuck you I don't wanna hear another word of your broken American-machiam-Espanol accent, I can't even be bothered to explain to her anymore because all I wanted was her information needed to report a claim from our insurance companies. And me being the goldfish with selective memory retention, I forgot everything that my brother had told me on what information to get in case of an accident. I tried to call him a few times but he didn't pick up his cellphone because he was in class.. I couldn't think of anyone else so I called Anthony for help! Then I took whatever information that was needed from her and also pictures of the damages on her car.
So last night when I got home, I called both our insurance companies and gave them the required information and an account of what happened. Her insurance company told me they will give her a call to make sure that she agrees and confirm with whatever information that I have provided because the other party has the right to dispute my claim. OMGGG KILL ME NOW PLEASE! That was only when it occurred to me that I must be the World's Dumbest Victim because I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN PICTURES OF THE SCENE WHERE THE ACCIDENT TOOK PLACE AT THE INTERSECTION OF THE YIELD ROAD AND PARKING AISLE BEFORE MOVING OFF! What if she tries to twist the story and claim that it's not her fault and push the blame to me?! I don't have any evidence or witnesses! Damnit. However, if you assess the damages on both our cars, my car was damaged on the side, and hers on the front... So it is obvious that I WAS ON THE THROUGH-ROAD, AND I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. There is no contest. So my poor car now has a (1) longggggggg hideous scratch all the way from the side of the front bumper to the end of the driver's door, (2) a dent on the driver's side door, and (3) part of the glass on the driver's side front headlights is broken and dangling pathetically because there is a dent there as well, I had to use 10,000 layers of tape to prevent it from falling off. And the irony is that her Volkswagen Passat had only suffered minimal damages; (1) the front license plate is skewed, and (2) only incurred not-so-visible scratches on the metal plate in the front of her car. URG THIS IS SO UNFAIRRRR I was actually feeling okay when it happened, but the more I think about it, the madder I got! Plus I only got my driving license exactly 1 month and 4 days ago! URG I NEED A PUNCHING BAG NOW!!!
Anyway, let's just hope that she is not that despicable to twist the story and I get my rightful claim.. I'm starting to get worried because my friends are scaring me, they told me that 9/10 people will twist the story claiming that it is not their fault and also because I do not have any pictures of the scene to substantiate my claim! Also, that bitch better not be getting any claim from my insurance company because it was her fault, and that would only mean that I'd have to pay more premium for my insurance next season!
My mom says nothing else matters as long as I am alright, and that was when it hit me. I realized that it was actually quite scary... Especially being hit from the driver's side! Imagine if this accident were to happen out on the road instead where all the vehicles are traveling at at least 35mph, I'd probably be dead now! So moral of the story is... To always look on the bright side, and buy 4D!