Bleh.

Apr 29, 2006 05:55

I wish Simone would stop pestering me about "10,000 Days." I refuse to listen to it until it's May second release out of respect for the band. I KNOW that the music is DAMN good. It's fucking TooL, dammit! I just wish she'd respect that...but enough about that. Complete my puzzle!

http://www.flash-gear.com/npuz/puz.php?c=v&id=1440279&k=68969402

And take part of my pole, and donate accordingly to "Weird" Al's star funding. You know he deserves it.

http://www.weirdalstar.com/

You know...I haven't cut myself in a long time. I wish I was twenty-one so I could driinnkkk and not give a fuuucckkkk! Yes, it's time to say really outrageous things because no one is reading! Yay!!

I called Carrol today. I asked him if he would throw poo with his bare hands at George Bush. He replied: "If shit is good enough to touch my hand, it's too good to touch his face." Hee hee.

The other day Simone and I were dissin' on each other while we were talking on the phone to Remi and his Mom. I told her: "You're so flat that your belly button looks like a third nipple!" ::snaresnare, bass/crash!::

I like Journey. I like Boston. I like Queensrÿche. I like Eminem AND ICP. I hate Lars Ulrich. I would love to drum battle him even though he's got years of experience over me. I would stick his face in dog shit. I hate and love you as I hate and love myself. I wish someone would come play with me. You'd better do my fucking puzzle, mother fucker. As soon as I figure out how to install Reason 3.0, I can quit and sell my drums. The other day, I sprayed some Oust into my zippo and made a torch. Simone was sitting some feet away and she was like "holy shit, what the fuck?! I could feel the heat off that!" That's what happens when you fuck with me: you leave the room disappointed and have to go to the bathroom to finish yourself off. You know what you'll see when you look up the word "imbecile" in the dictionary? No, not my picture, the definition of the word "imbecile." You know what you'll see when you look up the word "fecalphile?" A picture of Barbara Steisand. You know what the number one leading cause of cancer in Americans is? Your momma. ::sighs:: I'm going to bed. F and U.

~ЯiΦt KiÐ
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