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[riot_dont_diet]

i cut my hair. yes. it is an official fashion mullet. yes this does get me into the pretentious hipster gang waiving all membership fees. no i'm not high. lisa.

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[popstarlet]

illimatic dude. you're totally gonna gain ass memberships likes dat.
OH SIIKK!!

[popstarlet]

i'm adding you to my new lj. pay attention motherfucker.

[my_illiterature]

so, i sort of introduced myself to that kelly person. well, really i just asked her if she knew you. and im REAL awkward, so im sure she thinks im ridiculous.

[riot_dont_diet]

yeah she texted me and was like " i was purchasing dried mango at the co op today and a shelby introduced herself" dont worry kelly's not scary :)

[my_illiterature]

true. she is nice. but im sure she thinks im nuts.

[bathingsuitarea]

i once told my entire sociology class that colleen and i decided her persian cat (beatrice) was going to grow up to be a welder - during a discussion just like on how we gender everything. true story. i thought it was a really valid point.

[bathingsuitarea]

ps - ive known a lot of pretentious hipsters.....you're a novice. sort of like how i am with girls. KILLER COMMENTS.

Look here, chum.

[ginandcloves]

So I'm pretty sure I fucking went out of my way to get a sandwich from you on Tuesday, and you weren't there, with your stupid fashion mullet. If it's Asian looking, I'm:
1. going to laugh
2. going to tell you that you look Asian.

and if you have no clue of what I'm talking about, I'll be "Google"-ing photos all day to show you. oh yes.
Also, the girl who made my...wait, it was a wrap, the girl who made my wrap definitely gave your wrap making skills a run for they's BANK.

Holler at your boy,
Lisa

ps. I'm sitting in Chinese class and there's another Asian girl with the same hair do today, I'm kinda irritated because she took my originality away. however, I shall not be bitter.