Everyone that I’ve talked to has had such a positive experience on Dancing with the Stars so I jumped at the chance to join when they invited me,” Lysacek said. “I’ve had a good time in the audience watching my friends Apolo Anton Ohno and Kristi Yamaguchi compete so I can only imagine how much fun it is to actually be dancing for the Mirror Ball Trophy. I’m really excited about this opportunity because it will give me a challenge while allowing me to celebrate my win at the Olympics.”
Well, I'M excited.
No, seriously, a chance to watch Evan Lysacek spout off generic sport cliches and talk about hot girls and be the most boring person in America WHILE DANCING? Sign me up!
To learn this hilarious information, I watched Larry King for the first time ever tonight. I was watching for Johnny (whose reaction to Evan being on DWTS was amazing) but most of the program was a debate revolving around the death of the Sea World trainer by a killer whale. Reasons this was hilarious:
1) JD from the Real World Brooklyn came on to talk about the trainer who died, since he had worked with her.
2) The people involved in the debate (who included Jack Hanna and his giant hat and Tippi Hedren) were so incredibly defensive and sure of themselves, it was pretty much an entirely useless debate.
3) One of the people who was anti-Sea World and keeping killer whales/animals in captivity went off on a crazed tangent about how a different Sea World trainer was killed in December and Sea World had his body cremated to cover up the evidence. It was, by far, the highlight of the show.
Also, the new episode of Be Good, Johnny Weir was on tonight. I almost cried. :( Johnny, how are you so good at making me so overinvested in you?
Moving on from figure skating,
Leighton Meester and Vicky-T reminded me why I ship them and Siska finally explained Baby the cat and I could not be more thrilled:
is Baby ever gonna have more babies? because I was crushed when I heard about one of her babies being eaten :(
most people are mistaken, but Baby is a boy!
Baby had a wife named Angel.
They had several litters of kittens.
We kept some and gave some to close friends.
One time Angel got pregnant and gave birth to dark grey kittens! She had been cheating on Baby!
When Angel passed away, we finally took the tip from Bob Barker and got him neutered.
THE MYSTERY OF HIS GENDER CONFUSED CAT IS SOLVED! Well, one of his gender confused cats.
Also his favorite person is his brother Jason and I awww'd far too much at it.