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I honestly can't believe it's time for these again. It really doesn't seem like that long ago that the TV season ended. Oh well, not complaining. :D
So how are they gonna deal with that whole Bizarro!Clark dealie? And Chloe? And OH GOD I FORGOT, LANA'S FUCKING TOAST. IT STILL BRINGS TEARS OF JOY TO MY EYES.
LOL I FORGOT ABOUT THE DAMIEN KID. OH GOD, THAT FINALE WAS SO AWESOMELY BAD.
LOL HEALING TEARS. NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY.
"ONLY A LITTLE MORE BIZARRE" OH GOD SMALLVILLE, MY LOVE FOR YOU TRULY IS PURE AND UNIRONIC. NO, SERIOUSLY.
LOL BAD CGI WAVES.
LOL FAKE ROCKS.
AHAHAHAHA, BIZARRO!CLARK'S VOICE IS DEEPER. HE'S HOTTER THAN CLARK, TRUFAX.
LOL WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? HE'S SUPER HEATING THE WATER TO TURN IT INTO STEAM. OH MY HOD I LOVE YOU STUPID SHOW.
WAIT, THAT BITCH IS STILL IN THE CREDITS? NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT OMG AARON ASHMORE IS IN THEM NOW, FUCKING YAY!
Oh god, I want the 6th season SO BAD. JUSTICE = BEST EPISODE EVER, FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY NOIR.
LOL CGI POLICE CAR. OH LEX IS IN IT.
Is that Kara? Wait, the fuck?
YAY MARTIAN MANHUNTER'S IN THIS!
LMFAO HE JUST BARBECUED THAT GUY. AND STOP IT WITH THE GEOMETRIC FACE, OH MY GOD.
JESUS LOIS, JUST PICK HER UP.
AHAHAH DAMIEN KID.
LIONEL, FTLOG BE OK. PLEASE BE OK.
CHLOE WAKE UP GOD DAMMIT. >:(
JUST WTF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' BIZARRO CLARK? OH DOES HE GET POWER FROM KRYPTONITE? I KNOW SHIT ABOUT SUPERMAN CANON.
KARA'S HOT.
Dudes, I'm not nearly as excited for Supernatural as I should be. THIS MAKES ME SO SAD. I don't even have the DVDs yet. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME? D:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE DOESN'T KNOW LANA'S DEAD. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON.
OMG PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE GOING BACK TO CRAZY LEX! \o/
Rosenbaum! You're doing good tonight!
LEXXXXXX ;_;
Oh Bizarro!Clark. Apparently he's one big hormone.
IF THEY KILL CHLOE RIGHT NOW, I WILL KICK SOMEONE IN THE FACE, I SWEAR TO GOD. WHAT THE FUCK? NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK? THAT CAN'T BE THE END OF IT. DUDE, IF JIMMY IS A SEASON REGULAR NOW, THEY CAN'T KILL CHLOE. THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE. HAS TO BE.
YES! CALLED IT.
Oh god, Clark's going to become the ultimate woobie right now isn't he?
Oh wait, super hearing FOR THE WIN!
LOL "You just died and came back to life." oh Clark.
OH GOD SHE DIDN'T KNOW LANA WAS DEAD EITHER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I'd never help you kill Clark" Oh Lex ♥
Oh Jared and Jensen, you are such dorks in your promo ads.
LOL woobie!Clark
LOL CHLOE CALLED HIM 'BIZARRO!CLARK'. AWESOME.
Martian Manhunter! \o/
Oh Clark! You're becoming Superman. *sniffles*
Ok that was a pretty shot, with the sunlight.
Uh, solving the mystery of Clark Kent, duh.
LOL HE'S TOTALLY MASTURBATING WITH THE KRYPTONITE.
Oh and their outfits are opposite, red jacket/blue shirt and blue jacket/red shirt. Oh Smallville.
LOL WAIT, DID THE SUNLIGHT HAVE LIKE, JEWELS IN IT? DID SOMEONE LET BRENDON BEDAZZLE THE SUN?
THE MUSIC! THE EXTREME CLOSE UP! OH MY GOD SHOW.
Oh Clark, bb, you SUCK at intimidation, sry2say.
I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THIS STUPID SHOW, OH MY GOD, THE SLOW-MO FIGHT. AHAHA THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL IT TOOK TO DEFEAT BIZARRO!CLARK? LOLOLOLOLOL AWESOME.
"I really understood Lex. Loving someone is hard." LOL CLEX=CANON.
Jesus, Clark get it through you thick head. YOU'RE SPECIAL AND ACTUALLY IN A GOOD WAY. GO BE A FUCKING SUPERHERO DAMMIT.
Lex ;___;
Shanghai? NO WAY. PLEASE DON'T BE WHAT I'M THINKING. SON OF A BITCH. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD YOU FUCKING BITCH. UGH, I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO BAD. GTFO MY TV. RIGHT NOW. SERIOUSLY. OH GOD CHEESY MOON SEGUE. FUCK YOU SMALLVILLE, YOU MADE ME SO HAPPY AND THEN YOU JUST HAD TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY. >:(
OH MY GOD IT'S THE FAT KID FROM THE SANDLOT. THE GREAT HAMBINO. FUCK YEAH!
This bitch is crazycakes. Like THE definition of crazycakes. Not that's newsbreaking or anything, but good god.
I don't even like Sara that much, but I love her and Grissom together so much AND YOU JUST CAN'T KILL HER. :(
What SHITTY cover "Pictures of You" is in this promo for Without a Trace? FAIL.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING?
AW did she call him Gilbert? ♥
Tasered? Oh bitch.
Damn Sara, you're good. Too bad crazy bitch is CRAZY.
How the fuck did she get the car upside down? As fucked as it is, that's pretty damn impressive.
I have a feeling Hodges is going to break the case since he was listening to bitch crazycakes.
God damn, I can't get over how crazy this bitch is.
Jorja Fox is kicking ass right now.
Oh my god, this is hard to watch. DDDDDD:
My toes inexplicably hurt. :(
Nicky :(
I love when Brass is all aggro.
oh god I'm so nervous right now, you have no idea. DDDDDDDDDDD:
oh my god, did she get away? Holy fuck Sara.
oh fuck, there's some big piece of metal sticking out of her arm. D:
How the fuck far can she walk? Good god.
Wait, where the FUCK is that giant shiny metal thing sticking out of? OH WAIT it's the rearview mirror? Maybe? I'm confused.
Ok it is, it's in her pocket.
WAIT IS THAT HER? OH GOD, I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
God this is heartbreaking. FIND EACH OTHER DAMMIT.
And oh, thanks Firefox for stop fucking working and forcing me to use Flock. >:(
OH MY GOD MY PHONE RANG, I ALMOST DIED.
MY HEART. OH MY FUCKING HEART.
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES SARA. OPEN THEM. OH THANK GOD. OH MY GOD, THANK YOU.
THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS? UGH. OH WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S ALIVE. TOO BAD I WON'T SEE THE REST OF THE SEASON, LOL.
OK, GOTTA RESTART AND TALKING TO MATT NOW. STUPID COMPUTER.
So how are they gonna deal with that whole Bizarro!Clark dealie? And Chloe? And OH GOD I FORGOT, LANA'S FUCKING TOAST. IT STILL BRINGS TEARS OF JOY TO MY EYES.
LOL I FORGOT ABOUT THE DAMIEN KID. OH GOD, THAT FINALE WAS SO AWESOMELY BAD.
LOL HEALING TEARS. NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY.
"ONLY A LITTLE MORE BIZARRE" OH GOD SMALLVILLE, MY LOVE FOR YOU TRULY IS PURE AND UNIRONIC. NO, SERIOUSLY.
LOL BAD CGI WAVES.
LOL FAKE ROCKS.
AHAHAHAHA, BIZARRO!CLARK'S VOICE IS DEEPER. HE'S HOTTER THAN CLARK, TRUFAX.
LOL WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? HE'S SUPER HEATING THE WATER TO TURN IT INTO STEAM. OH MY HOD I LOVE YOU STUPID SHOW.
WAIT, THAT BITCH IS STILL IN THE CREDITS? NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT OMG AARON ASHMORE IS IN THEM NOW, FUCKING YAY!
Oh god, I want the 6th season SO BAD. JUSTICE = BEST EPISODE EVER, FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY NOIR.
LOL CGI POLICE CAR. OH LEX IS IN IT.
Is that Kara? Wait, the fuck?
YAY MARTIAN MANHUNTER'S IN THIS!
LMFAO HE JUST BARBECUED THAT GUY. AND STOP IT WITH THE GEOMETRIC FACE, OH MY GOD.
JESUS LOIS, JUST PICK HER UP.
AHAHAH DAMIEN KID.
LIONEL, FTLOG BE OK. PLEASE BE OK.
CHLOE WAKE UP GOD DAMMIT. >:(
JUST WTF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' BIZARRO CLARK? OH DOES HE GET POWER FROM KRYPTONITE? I KNOW SHIT ABOUT SUPERMAN CANON.
KARA'S HOT.
Dudes, I'm not nearly as excited for Supernatural as I should be. THIS MAKES ME SO SAD. I don't even have the DVDs yet. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME? D:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE DOESN'T KNOW LANA'S DEAD. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON.
OMG PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE GOING BACK TO CRAZY LEX! \o/
Rosenbaum! You're doing good tonight!
LEXXXXXX ;_;
Oh Bizarro!Clark. Apparently he's one big hormone.
IF THEY KILL CHLOE RIGHT NOW, I WILL KICK SOMEONE IN THE FACE, I SWEAR TO GOD. WHAT THE FUCK? NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK? THAT CAN'T BE THE END OF IT. DUDE, IF JIMMY IS A SEASON REGULAR NOW, THEY CAN'T KILL CHLOE. THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE. HAS TO BE.
YES! CALLED IT.
Oh god, Clark's going to become the ultimate woobie right now isn't he?
Oh wait, super hearing FOR THE WIN!
LOL "You just died and came back to life." oh Clark.
OH GOD SHE DIDN'T KNOW LANA WAS DEAD EITHER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I'd never help you kill Clark" Oh Lex ♥
Oh Jared and Jensen, you are such dorks in your promo ads.
LOL woobie!Clark
LOL CHLOE CALLED HIM 'BIZARRO!CLARK'. AWESOME.
Martian Manhunter! \o/
Oh Clark! You're becoming Superman. *sniffles*
Ok that was a pretty shot, with the sunlight.
Uh, solving the mystery of Clark Kent, duh.
LOL HE'S TOTALLY MASTURBATING WITH THE KRYPTONITE.
Oh and their outfits are opposite, red jacket/blue shirt and blue jacket/red shirt. Oh Smallville.
LOL WAIT, DID THE SUNLIGHT HAVE LIKE, JEWELS IN IT? DID SOMEONE LET BRENDON BEDAZZLE THE SUN?
THE MUSIC! THE EXTREME CLOSE UP! OH MY GOD SHOW.
Oh Clark, bb, you SUCK at intimidation, sry2say.
I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THIS STUPID SHOW, OH MY GOD, THE SLOW-MO FIGHT. AHAHA THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL IT TOOK TO DEFEAT BIZARRO!CLARK? LOLOLOLOLOL AWESOME.
"I really understood Lex. Loving someone is hard." LOL CLEX=CANON.
Jesus, Clark get it through you thick head. YOU'RE SPECIAL AND ACTUALLY IN A GOOD WAY. GO BE A FUCKING SUPERHERO DAMMIT.
Lex ;___;
Shanghai? NO WAY. PLEASE DON'T BE WHAT I'M THINKING. SON OF A BITCH. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD YOU FUCKING BITCH. UGH, I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO BAD. GTFO MY TV. RIGHT NOW. SERIOUSLY. OH GOD CHEESY MOON SEGUE. FUCK YOU SMALLVILLE, YOU MADE ME SO HAPPY AND THEN YOU JUST HAD TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY. >:(
OH MY GOD IT'S THE FAT KID FROM THE SANDLOT. THE GREAT HAMBINO. FUCK YEAH!
This bitch is crazycakes. Like THE definition of crazycakes. Not that's newsbreaking or anything, but good god.
I don't even like Sara that much, but I love her and Grissom together so much AND YOU JUST CAN'T KILL HER. :(
What SHITTY cover "Pictures of You" is in this promo for Without a Trace? FAIL.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING?
AW did she call him Gilbert? ♥
Tasered? Oh bitch.
Damn Sara, you're good. Too bad crazy bitch is CRAZY.
How the fuck did she get the car upside down? As fucked as it is, that's pretty damn impressive.
I have a feeling Hodges is going to break the case since he was listening to bitch crazycakes.
God damn, I can't get over how crazy this bitch is.
Jorja Fox is kicking ass right now.
Oh my god, this is hard to watch. DDDDDD:
My toes inexplicably hurt. :(
Nicky :(
I love when Brass is all aggro.
oh god I'm so nervous right now, you have no idea. DDDDDDDDDDD:
oh my god, did she get away? Holy fuck Sara.
oh fuck, there's some big piece of metal sticking out of her arm. D:
How the fuck far can she walk? Good god.
Wait, where the FUCK is that giant shiny metal thing sticking out of? OH WAIT it's the rearview mirror? Maybe? I'm confused.
Ok it is, it's in her pocket.
WAIT IS THAT HER? OH GOD, I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
God this is heartbreaking. FIND EACH OTHER DAMMIT.
And oh, thanks Firefox for stop fucking working and forcing me to use Flock. >:(
OH MY GOD MY PHONE RANG, I ALMOST DIED.
MY HEART. OH MY FUCKING HEART.
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES SARA. OPEN THEM. OH THANK GOD. OH MY GOD, THANK YOU.
THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS? UGH. OH WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S ALIVE. TOO BAD I WON'T SEE THE REST OF THE SEASON, LOL.
OK, GOTTA RESTART AND TALKING TO MATT NOW. STUPID COMPUTER.