It Even Says 'Groovy' On The Cover.
ASKJHFSDKJGDSHGDGH WHO SENT ME A BOOK OF SIXTIES SONGS FOR THE UKULELE? Oh, wait, I've just found the cunningly-hidden order info. THANK YOU SO MUCH, livii; YOU ARE AMAZING.
Also, draegonhawke has sent another letter, about interesting potential moral dilemmas for the Stargate team and SOMETHING I CANNOT UNDERSTAND BECAUSE IT IS INEXPLICABLY WRITTEN IN RUSSIAN, and an incredibly awesome flat plastic magnifying-glass thing! I am genuinely ridiculously fascinated by it and have been using it to examine everything within reach for the past five minutes. HOW DOES IT MAGNIFY THINGS WITHOUT BEING NOTICEABLY CURVED? IT IS LIKE MAGIC. And it comes with its own little case! Although the case does not appear to have incredibly tiny secret messages anywhere on it, which would be the logical thing to include on a magnifying glass case, surely.
I also have a letter from _princess_han_ (I AM SO GLAD THAT THE POSTAL STRIKES ARE OVER), in which she talks about Richard/Richard (WHICH PEOPLE NEED TO WRITE. People have written Jeremy/Jeremy and James/James; why not Richard/Richard? Richard is the only one of the Top Gear presenters, to my knowledge, who has looked at a photograph of his younger self and said 'I quite fancy me... which is wrong') and the Top Gear boys writing fanfiction about each other (WHICH PEOPLE ALSO NEED TO WRITE. I do not care that 'the characters find out what people write about them!' is an age-old fanfiction cliché; I want there to be more Top Gear fic about the trio discovering topgearslash. And getting involved. And competing for reviews. And mocking/stealing ideas from/becoming slightly unnerved by each other's fiction. Or possibly Jeremy and Richard stumbling across the community, clicking randomly through a few fics and suddenly recognising James' writing style. Oh, go on), and, er, as you may be able to tell, it has given me some fairly powerful fic cravings. When was the last time someone posted a fic challenge to topgearslash?
I love you all so much!
Also, draegonhawke has sent another letter, about interesting potential moral dilemmas for the Stargate team and SOMETHING I CANNOT UNDERSTAND BECAUSE IT IS INEXPLICABLY WRITTEN IN RUSSIAN, and an incredibly awesome flat plastic magnifying-glass thing! I am genuinely ridiculously fascinated by it and have been using it to examine everything within reach for the past five minutes. HOW DOES IT MAGNIFY THINGS WITHOUT BEING NOTICEABLY CURVED? IT IS LIKE MAGIC. And it comes with its own little case! Although the case does not appear to have incredibly tiny secret messages anywhere on it, which would be the logical thing to include on a magnifying glass case, surely.
I also have a letter from _princess_han_ (I AM SO GLAD THAT THE POSTAL STRIKES ARE OVER), in which she talks about Richard/Richard (WHICH PEOPLE NEED TO WRITE. People have written Jeremy/Jeremy and James/James; why not Richard/Richard? Richard is the only one of the Top Gear presenters, to my knowledge, who has looked at a photograph of his younger self and said 'I quite fancy me... which is wrong') and the Top Gear boys writing fanfiction about each other (WHICH PEOPLE ALSO NEED TO WRITE. I do not care that 'the characters find out what people write about them!' is an age-old fanfiction cliché; I want there to be more Top Gear fic about the trio discovering topgearslash. And getting involved. And competing for reviews. And mocking/stealing ideas from/becoming slightly unnerved by each other's fiction. Or possibly Jeremy and Richard stumbling across the community, clicking randomly through a few fics and suddenly recognising James' writing style. Oh, go on), and, er, as you may be able to tell, it has given me some fairly powerful fic cravings. When was the last time someone posted a fic challenge to topgearslash?
I love you all so much!