I'm Starting To Suspect There Are No Bears In California.

[rionaleonhart]

I haven't been checking my friendslist much, partially because you're not in California every day (unless, y'know, you are) and partially because I'm terrified that somebody may have splashed 'OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE DOBBY IS THE FINAL HORCRUX*' all over it, but I did see the birthday wishes and have basically been grinning solidly ever since the

Comments

[ladybella]

I just had a thought. You need to go down to Los Angeles and stalk Piers Morgan. Bonus points if you do this while holding a cricket bat!

[rionaleonhart]

...er, would the cricket bat be for purposes of speeding up his zombification? Because I am fairly certain that that is illegal.

We are going to Los Angeles at some point! Clearly I need to buy a bat.

[ladybella]

I was thinking it'd be more use in case he actually IS a zombie. You never know, he is in California right now.

Clearly you need to spend the entire time in front of the NBC studios in case he drops by and you can be all BRAIIIIIIIIIIINS. or something.

[dracothelizard]

Yes! And poor Piers will be all 'wtf since when do I have deranged fangirls help'

[sideshow_meg]

Yes, do!

Ooh, you should sign the cricket bat 'What do braaaaains taste like zombie!Piers?'

This would be doubly good because he loves cricket AND brains.

[ladybella]

DO THIS. THERE IS NO FLAW TO THIS PLAN.