Say, Fellas, Did Somebody Mention The Door To Darkness?
Tem and I are still making our way through Kingdom Hearts II!
Why does Hollow Bastion have an emergency self-destruct program? What possible emergency could be improved by destroying the town?
We absolutely lost it at the scene where Goofy is tragically killed by a boulder and Mickey Mouse swears revenge. I love these stupid games.
Never really occurred to me before that Goofy and Yuffie rhyme. I don't know what to do with this information.
At one point, Sora, Donald and Goofy are in peril, but when we next see them they're on the gummi ship. We get a flashback to explain how they got back onto the ship. This explanation is as follows:
- Sora, Donald and Goofy are surrounded by enemies.
- Maleficent, in an effort to help, drops Sora and company into a pit of darkness.
- They end up in a black void.
- A hooded figure sets a box down in the void and disappears.
- Inside the box is an ice cream.
- When Donald Duck attempts to eat the ice cream, it starts glowing and floats into the air.
- The floating ice cream shoots a beam of light, projecting a giant keyhole into the sky.
- Sora unlocks the keyhole with his Keyblade.
- And now they're back on the spaceship, don't ask questions.
Tem is so unhappy to see Donald Duck with tentacles whenever we go back to Atlantica.
We reached the point at which Winnie-the-Pooh has an out-of-body experience and floats off into space. 'I've seen this GIF before,' Tem commented. 'I thought it might make more sense in context. I think seeing it in context has, in fact, reduced the level of context.'
For the benefit of anyone who has not played these games: I swear I'm not just making things up.
Why does Hollow Bastion have an emergency self-destruct program? What possible emergency could be improved by destroying the town?
We absolutely lost it at the scene where Goofy is tragically killed by a boulder and Mickey Mouse swears revenge. I love these stupid games.
Never really occurred to me before that Goofy and Yuffie rhyme. I don't know what to do with this information.
At one point, Sora, Donald and Goofy are in peril, but when we next see them they're on the gummi ship. We get a flashback to explain how they got back onto the ship. This explanation is as follows:
- Sora, Donald and Goofy are surrounded by enemies.
- Maleficent, in an effort to help, drops Sora and company into a pit of darkness.
- They end up in a black void.
- A hooded figure sets a box down in the void and disappears.
- Inside the box is an ice cream.
- When Donald Duck attempts to eat the ice cream, it starts glowing and floats into the air.
- The floating ice cream shoots a beam of light, projecting a giant keyhole into the sky.
- Sora unlocks the keyhole with his Keyblade.
- And now they're back on the spaceship, don't ask questions.
Tem is so unhappy to see Donald Duck with tentacles whenever we go back to Atlantica.
We reached the point at which Winnie-the-Pooh has an out-of-body experience and floats off into space. 'I've seen this GIF before,' Tem commented. 'I thought it might make more sense in context. I think seeing it in context has, in fact, reduced the level of context.'
For the benefit of anyone who has not played these games: I swear I'm not just making things up.