It Starts With...
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAAAAAAR
Look, yes, I know the flying whale doesn't appear in the shot I was painting. I had to include the whale. I couldn't possibly omit the whale.
(Sorry for including the whale and not you, Mike. If it's any consolation, you wouldn't be impressed by any attempt at painting you on my part.)
I sent this to my mother and got the response 'Is it a whale in the sky? Why?'