You Could Be So Much Better.

Jan 09, 2011 10:37

Watched the Derren Brown: Behind the Mischief documentary last night, and I had forgotten how freaking charming Derren Brown is. HE COOKS BREAKFAST WITH HIS PET PARROT PERCHED ON HIS SHOULDER, HOW ADORABLE IS THAT. HE PRETENDS TO EAT THE CAMERA LIKE A DORK. And The Heist is still just stunning. The replication of the Milgram experiment is so ( Read more... )

british comedians, misfits, derren brown, early warning signs of obsession, mitchell and/or webb

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dracothelizard January 9 2011, 13:09:04 UTC
Speaking of Big Fat Quizzes, I found the 2010 one on YouTube! No one mentioned Jonathan Ross has blatantly quit the BBC to focus on his attempt to become a supervillain! No one grows a goatee/moustache combo like THAT without at least trying to get himself a volcanic lair. Also, the Mitchell-Brook primary schoolplays were ADORABLE.

I may have slightly massively watched ALL Misfits episodes in the last few days. Uhm. YES EPISODE FOUR. I am ENTIRELY in favour of timey-wimeyness and the consequences of one's actions. Also, I don't think Blond Git is an ex-boyfriend, as they stopped speaking when they went to secondary school, which I think is a bit young for boyfriends, but maybe Simon had a bit of a crush on him anyway.

EPISODE SIX GAVE ME THE CREEPS. WELL-MEANING VILLAINS ARE THE WORST. Argh.

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emmarrrrr January 9 2011, 13:45:13 UTC
CONGRATUWELLDONE, I CAN NOW NEVER UNSEE JONATHON ROSS AS A SUPERVILLAIN.

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wossy60 January 9 2011, 13:46:53 UTC
im not a supervilan im nice :(((

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dracothelizard January 9 2011, 17:38:02 UTC
Wossy, it's okay, just admit that you're being a supervillain to get Richard Hammond's attention. If you two want to play Black Shadow and Supervillain, that's fine.

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wolfy_writing January 9 2011, 18:31:05 UTC
That needs to be fic.

(Richard wouldn't realize Wossy was playing, and be all "I will defeat you!" and Wossy would keep tying him up and having long sincere talks about his feelings.)

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dracothelizard January 9 2011, 18:32:25 UTC
Oh, I've got Wossy the OTT Cheesy Supervillain in my head already, and he'll be foiled by Richard Hammond being the Black Shadow, and Mark Owen prancing around in sparkly capes, with Owen and Hammond bickering over who the sidekick is while Wossy escapes, cackling evilly.

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emmarrrrr January 9 2011, 19:18:14 UTC
Oh my god, Mark Owen and Richard Hammond IN CAPES. I can't even. THIS MENTAL IMAGE IS ADORABLE THANKYOU.

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dracothelizard January 9 2011, 19:19:30 UTC
Well, Richard Hammond will mostly be wearing his Black Shadow motorbike gear, but I expect Mark Owen will add a cape to it when Hammond's not looking,

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wolfy_writing January 10 2011, 05:40:47 UTC
Hammond wouldn't actually mind, except for the sparkles.

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dracothelizard January 10 2011, 09:49:43 UTC
Yeah, if he's gonna have a cape, it's gonna one made out of carbotanium.

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wolfy_writing January 10 2011, 18:29:05 UTC
What's that he said? "I'd have all my clothes in brushed aluminum on matte black if I could."

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dracothelizard January 10 2011, 18:40:24 UTC
That would be excellent for the Black Shadow, brushed aluminium on matte black, but still a carbotanium cape.

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wolfy_writing January 11 2011, 04:33:21 UTC
And then he'd have the problem of being aroused by his own cape, one few superheroes face.

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dracothelizard January 11 2011, 09:16:39 UTC
That's why he's brought a fellow superhero along! Who, unforrtunately, gets distracted by the sparkles of his cape.

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wolfy_writing January 11 2011, 18:21:40 UTC
They'd be so useless, and spend all of their time arguing about hair products and whether sparkles go with carbotanium.

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dracothelizard January 11 2011, 18:52:39 UTC
Ross makes an useless supervillain anyway, spending more time styling his goatee than doing actual evil.

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