I'm Going To Answer The Door Now, But I'm Coming Back For You. And Your Cock.
I am back in Brighton!
The boiler is not working!
IT'S REALLY COLD, GUYS. REALLY REALLY COLD. The landlord has very kindly provided us with an electric heater for the sitting room, but venturing anywhere else in the house requires four layers and gloves.
However, although my extremities may be freezing, my heart has been thoroughly warmed by the lovely post I found waiting for me upon my return. Thank you so much, linakitten, the_funmonkey and geekgirlofdoom! Your delightful cards were exactly what I needed to distract me from the fact that my hands were falling off.
Has anyone written fanfiction in which Sam and Dean are, for some reason, hunting in England during the present rock salt shortage? It is the flimsiest of flimsy concepts, but I sort of want to see it anyway.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I WANT TO SEE? MORE PEEP SHOW FANFICTION. I have recently rewatched the first four series, and, oh, I 'ship Mark/Jeremy so much. I shouldn't, because it's ridiculous and because it would ruin poor Mark's already-thoroughly-ruined life even further, but I cannot ignore the truth of their love, guys. I'm sorry. I just can't. And they are so much fun to write! And yet, as far as I can establish, there are fewer than ten works of Peep Show fanfiction on the Internet. This is clearly insufficient.
(Seriously, Peep Show is a series about the co-dependent, inescapable love-hate relationship of two men. They have canonically kissed. Jeremy has canonically had sex with men, had sex with the female equivalent of Mark and mused on having sex with Mark himself. Where is all the slash? Perhaps the facts that Mark is canonically sexually unimpressive and fluff would be categorically impossible are putting some writers off. I promise you, hypothetical reluctant writers, Mark and Jeremy are such a joy to write that you will not care about the restrictions the canon imposes on genre.)
Should I drop Mark into Silent Hill? It almost seems unnecessary; he goes through quite enough hell in his day-to-day life. Whilst I don't imagine he would find being chased by monsters a great deal of fun, a small part of him might appreciate the fact that he isn't expected to keep up a normal conversation here.
I ran into a similar problem when musing on sending Derren Brown to Silent Hill, actually. 'Broken glass? Potential for injury? I can't send him to Silent Hill if he'd enjoy it.'
A few days ago, I somehow ended up sobbing uncontrollably whilst reading My Little Pony fanfiction. I don't even know anything about My Little Ponies! I don't know how this managed to make me so nostalgic when it's not about my childhood, but it did. Another Rainbow in Another Sky: by scaramouche, and wonderful.
The boiler is not working!
IT'S REALLY COLD, GUYS. REALLY REALLY COLD. The landlord has very kindly provided us with an electric heater for the sitting room, but venturing anywhere else in the house requires four layers and gloves.
However, although my extremities may be freezing, my heart has been thoroughly warmed by the lovely post I found waiting for me upon my return. Thank you so much, linakitten, the_funmonkey and geekgirlofdoom! Your delightful cards were exactly what I needed to distract me from the fact that my hands were falling off.
Has anyone written fanfiction in which Sam and Dean are, for some reason, hunting in England during the present rock salt shortage? It is the flimsiest of flimsy concepts, but I sort of want to see it anyway.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I WANT TO SEE? MORE PEEP SHOW FANFICTION. I have recently rewatched the first four series, and, oh, I 'ship Mark/Jeremy so much. I shouldn't, because it's ridiculous and because it would ruin poor Mark's already-thoroughly-ruined life even further, but I cannot ignore the truth of their love, guys. I'm sorry. I just can't. And they are so much fun to write! And yet, as far as I can establish, there are fewer than ten works of Peep Show fanfiction on the Internet. This is clearly insufficient.
(Seriously, Peep Show is a series about the co-dependent, inescapable love-hate relationship of two men. They have canonically kissed. Jeremy has canonically had sex with men, had sex with the female equivalent of Mark and mused on having sex with Mark himself. Where is all the slash? Perhaps the facts that Mark is canonically sexually unimpressive and fluff would be categorically impossible are putting some writers off. I promise you, hypothetical reluctant writers, Mark and Jeremy are such a joy to write that you will not care about the restrictions the canon imposes on genre.)
Should I drop Mark into Silent Hill? It almost seems unnecessary; he goes through quite enough hell in his day-to-day life. Whilst I don't imagine he would find being chased by monsters a great deal of fun, a small part of him might appreciate the fact that he isn't expected to keep up a normal conversation here.
I ran into a similar problem when musing on sending Derren Brown to Silent Hill, actually. 'Broken glass? Potential for injury? I can't send him to Silent Hill if he'd enjoy it.'
A few days ago, I somehow ended up sobbing uncontrollably whilst reading My Little Pony fanfiction. I don't even know anything about My Little Ponies! I don't know how this managed to make me so nostalgic when it's not about my childhood, but it did. Another Rainbow in Another Sky: by scaramouche, and wonderful.