I'll do my best! Derren will have to find a way to broadcast to everyone all over the world before he takes it over, but I suppose the UK is as good a place to start as any.
I saw the advert for How to Control the Nation the other night and it was literally the scariest thing I'd ever seen. I won't be watching. Instead, I'll probably keep an eye out for "HELP I CAN'T STAND UP" entries on Twitter.
Also: I feel like your last point will only prove my theory that Derren Brown is the Master. If at any point he uses the phrase "PEOPLE OF EARTH", we're in trouble.
I am a bit worried, largely because, although any real person turning out to be a fictional character would be quite surprising, no such revelation would surprise me less than the revelation that Derren Brown is the Master. Please do not decimate us, Mr Brown.
(And I've just realised that Mr Brown is already Prime Minister. Another Mr Brown, admittedly, but perhaps that's just what Derren wants us to think.)
... oh god, I watched a panel show the other night where one of the comedians joked that Gordon Brown looks like he's being run by puppeteers. (They also joked that Boris Johnson had a zip on his back, so people could jump inside and pretend to be Mayor of London for the day). DERREN BROWN IS GORDON BROWN'S PUPPETEER Y/N? D:
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Of course, she's in Fiji and I'm in the Netherlands, but I'm sure we can work something out.
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And all we need to do is work out how to get Jeremy Clarkson on Derren Brown's side, and his plan's bound to fail.
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Also: I feel like your last point will only prove my theory that Derren Brown is the Master. If at any point he uses the phrase "PEOPLE OF EARTH", we're in trouble.
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(And I've just realised that Mr Brown is already Prime Minister. Another Mr Brown, admittedly, but perhaps that's just what Derren wants us to think.)
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BRB SCREAMING.
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also i don't think i could tear myself away from ff8 long enough right now.
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