He'll Never Get Past Gwen's Eevee.
A TORCHWOOD FANFIC IN TWO PICTURES:
"I'm working, Porygon. Is it - oh. Oh, dear. Yes, that is important."
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE."
(It would probably have both been less work and looked much better had I just pasted Hart's head onto James-of-Team-Rocket's body, wouldn't it? The obvious solution never seems to occur to me.)
Owen, I have decided, would have a Carvanha, but it is difficult to represent a character with an aquatic Pokémon when, as my attempt at actually drawing the Team Rocket uniform illustrates, one's artistic ability is limited solely to creating manips of already-questionable quality.
(More Torchwood/Pokémon manips (or Torchwood/Pokémon in general) would be extremely welcome in the comments!)