I Should Probably Rewatch Some Tenth Doctor Episodes.

[rionaleonhart]

The night before last, I dreamt that I came across a YouTube video of Derren Brown playing Kid Harpoon's 'The Milkmaid' on the ukulele I sent him. Rarely have I been more disappointed to realise I was only dreaming

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[rionaleonhart]

OH MAN I KNOW. He is psychic! I KNOW HE'S NOT, BUT HE IS.

Oh, but I think you should write about the fact that Derren Brown is the Master. Who hasn't suspected it? (Although I would most certainly not object to reading about his mild powers and massive tragic gay angst. BASICALLY, EVERYONE NEEDS TO WRITE DERREN BROWN FANFICTION. I am looking forward to reading this!)

[dracothelizard]

"I know he doesn't have mind-bending powers."

Oh! Oh! What if he's secretly the Stig?

[dracothelizard]

But it would explain a lot!

[rionaleonhart]

But of course he's an alien! He's the Master!

I mean, you probably don't want him to be that alien, either, because in that case we are all doomed, but, well, he is.