It Really Hurt My Feelings. And My Body.

Oct 06, 2008 07:30

I spent my first night in my lodgings for the new year of university with between two and four cats on my bed at any one time. My hostess's fourteen-year-old son watches Supernatural and recognises a ukulele when he hears it, which bodes well, and poisoned us all barely an hour after I arrived by leaving a pan of oil on the hob unattended, which ( Read more... )

send me things!, supernatural, real life (there's a rarity), jensen's prettier than your average guy, ukuleles

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wanttobeatree October 6 2008, 15:22:31 UTC
Also, I got a MOST CURIOUS pamphlet in the post today. Apparently dee-monic possession on my campus is more likely than I thought.

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rionaleonhart October 6 2008, 15:39:50 UTC
Oh, good! I would have been horrified had demons attacked when you were not fully prepared.

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wanttobeatree October 6 2008, 17:51:20 UTC
I was very glad to learn that condoms don't prevent possession. It's one of those things you just don't think about until it's too late.

(Possibly not wearing a condom would increase the demonic protection. Considering the. saltiness. um.)

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rionaleonhart October 6 2008, 17:54:27 UTC
I'm going to unscreen this so everyone can see how weird you are.

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wanttobeatree October 6 2008, 17:59:54 UTC
Extract from a conversation a week ago:

silverpenlight: oh god I just thought
what's the sodium content of sperm?
[...]
wanttobeatree: let's just say
sam has salty sperm
silverpenlight: dean probably doesn't approve
wanttobeatree: I wonder
when sam turns all darkside and evil
will he have to stop masturbating
or will he have to masturbate MORE
in order to get the salt out of his balls

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