I spent my first night in my lodgings for the new year of university with between two and four cats on my bed at any one time. My hostess's fourteen-year-old son watches Supernatural and recognises a ukulele when he hears it, which bodes well, and poisoned us all barely an hour after I arrived by leaving a pan of oil on the hob unattended, which
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(Possibly not wearing a condom would increase the demonic protection. Considering the. saltiness. um.)
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silverpenlight: oh god I just thought
what's the sodium content of sperm?
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wanttobeatree: let's just say
sam has salty sperm
silverpenlight: dean probably doesn't approve
wanttobeatree: I wonder
when sam turns all darkside and evil
will he have to stop masturbating
or will he have to masturbate MORE
in order to get the salt out of his balls
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