Oh, Agent Mahone, Why So Serious?

[rionaleonhart]

Well, I'll say this about The Dark Knight: it knows how to make me take notice within the first minute. WHY HELLO THERE, AGENT MAHONE. Clearly this is a Mahone driven mad by the Scofield investigation. "CRIMINALS USED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS

Comments

[dracothelizard]

"That voice? Yeah. I really can't take you seriously."

How can you NOT take Batman's constant angst? I mean, he only spends his time dressing up as a giant bat to work out his issues!

[rionaleonhart]

Man, superheroes are always vaguely hilarious. Spider-Man is my favourite. HE IS SO FULL OF ANGST.

[dracothelizard]

You mean he is full of suspicious white sticky fluid. I'M JUST SAYING, he's saving the day because he shoot sticky white fluid from his arm, it has to come from somewhere.

[rionaleonhart]

It is the physical manifestation of his angst. Get your mind out of the gutter and into Sparkly Superhero Angst Land.

[dracothelizard]

It's the physical manifestation of his angst of not being able to get into Harry Osborn's pants so they couldn't live happily ever after with Mary Jane in a perfect OT3.

At least, that's what I got out of the third movie.