Team Rocket: Worst Hunters Ever, Besides The Top Gear Team.
CATCHING UP ON fandomsecrets IS MAKING ME REALLY PARANOID. You guys know it's okay to say 'actually, this doesn't really interest me' when I'm trying to get you into something I love, right? I don't want you to feel that I am holding a gun to your head and demanding that you LOVE SUPERNATURAL.
Not that I'm going to shut up about it or anything, obviously. From the latest of my e-mail exchanges with dracothelizard:
rionaleonhart: I do hope Ellen and Jo return eventually. In fact, I hope they become a kickarse mother-daughter hunting duo. Yes.
dracothelizard: Yes, clearly the best way for Ellen to make sure nothing happens to Jo is become a hunting duo THEMSELVES. But imagine the angst if Jo gets captured by something. Or the anger, for that matter.
...I may be too invested in the wrong family of this show.
rionaleonhart: Hey, if you want to write fanfiction about the Adventures of Ellen and Jo, Saving People, Hunting Things, no complaints here.
dracothelizard: I already know that the epilogue would be Sam and Dean driving around and wondering where all the supernatural things are, because Ellen and Jo got them ALL.
rionaleonhart: AHAHAHA, GENIUS. I would be okay with the actual television series ending like that. 'Okay, we've sorted out our personal problems, now to get back to saving... wait, where are all the monsters?' Cut to Ellen and Jo, driving off into the sunset and blaring REO Speedwagon.
So, yes, add Ellen/Jo to Ryan/Sharpay and Ruby/Bela on the List of Duos Who Really Should Take Up Hunting Together (those are not romantic slashes. Well, unless you want them to be). There've got to be others, right? CHASE. CHASE AND CAMERON BEING INCREDIBLY DORKY AND ADORABLE AND EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE HUNTERS TOGETHER. MAYBE EVEN CHASE AND CAMERON AND FOREMAN, AND HOUSE COMES ALONG ON ALL THE HUNTS AND IS RIDICULOUSLY UNHELPFUL.
JD AND TURK. 'Playthings' would have gone so badly had they been the ones to check out the hotel, because they would have become completely distracted by playing with the dolls and everyone would have died.
CHELL AND THE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE. WEIGHTED WITH SALT. SHE USES HER HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE TO DROP THE FAITHFUL CUBE ON SUPERNATURAL ENTITIES. TAKE THAT, VENGEFUL SPIRITS. GLaDOS should narrate, obviously, because I can't imagine a silent woman/inanimate object team would allow for much witty banter.
Not that I'm going to shut up about it or anything, obviously. From the latest of my e-mail exchanges with dracothelizard:
rionaleonhart: I do hope Ellen and Jo return eventually. In fact, I hope they become a kickarse mother-daughter hunting duo. Yes.
dracothelizard: Yes, clearly the best way for Ellen to make sure nothing happens to Jo is become a hunting duo THEMSELVES. But imagine the angst if Jo gets captured by something. Or the anger, for that matter.
...I may be too invested in the wrong family of this show.
rionaleonhart: Hey, if you want to write fanfiction about the Adventures of Ellen and Jo, Saving People, Hunting Things, no complaints here.
dracothelizard: I already know that the epilogue would be Sam and Dean driving around and wondering where all the supernatural things are, because Ellen and Jo got them ALL.
rionaleonhart: AHAHAHA, GENIUS. I would be okay with the actual television series ending like that. 'Okay, we've sorted out our personal problems, now to get back to saving... wait, where are all the monsters?' Cut to Ellen and Jo, driving off into the sunset and blaring REO Speedwagon.
So, yes, add Ellen/Jo to Ryan/Sharpay and Ruby/Bela on the List of Duos Who Really Should Take Up Hunting Together (those are not romantic slashes. Well, unless you want them to be). There've got to be others, right? CHASE. CHASE AND CAMERON BEING INCREDIBLY DORKY AND ADORABLE AND EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE HUNTERS TOGETHER. MAYBE EVEN CHASE AND CAMERON AND FOREMAN, AND HOUSE COMES ALONG ON ALL THE HUNTS AND IS RIDICULOUSLY UNHELPFUL.
JD AND TURK. 'Playthings' would have gone so badly had they been the ones to check out the hotel, because they would have become completely distracted by playing with the dolls and everyone would have died.
CHELL AND THE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE. WEIGHTED WITH SALT. SHE USES HER HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE TO DROP THE FAITHFUL CUBE ON SUPERNATURAL ENTITIES. TAKE THAT, VENGEFUL SPIRITS. GLaDOS should narrate, obviously, because I can't imagine a silent woman/inanimate object team would allow for much witty banter.