Bloody Hell, That's A Lot Of Tags.

[rionaleonhart]

There is a Female Characters Drabble-a-thon going on at the moment! If you're like me and feel that you don't write about female characters nearly often enough, here's your chance to redress the balance. (Sadly, there are almost no videogame prompts.)

Also, a rather fun meme. Stolen from eva_kasumi:

- Arrange the characters in your icons in alphabetical

Comments

[dracothelizard]

"Dean was going to freaking kill that archaeologist.

"I can take you places you never dreamt existed," the stranger said, and Dean glanced around the interior of the box before saying, "Thanks, but I'd rather stick with my car."

*draws big heart around Dean and his darling Impala*

Sam and Selphie! TOGETHER, THEY BLOW EVIL SHIT UP AND ARE RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE!

NOT TG AND WITHNAIL AGAIN!

[rionaleonhart]

DEAN/IMPALA. YES. THEIR LOVE IS SO VERY, VERY TRUE AND I ADORE IT.

Sam/Selphie could be incredibly cute, seriously. Selphie would have so much fun as a hunter.

Apparently and horrifically, Top Gear Dog and Withnail are destined to be together.

[dracothelizard]

Sam would try to reason with Selphie, but Dean would go 'shut up, Sam, can't you see she's trying to aim that rocket launcher at the werewolf?' and grin like an idiot. And then try to get her to go after that archaeologist.

THERE HAS TO BE MORE DEAN/IMPALA.

AND THERE WILL BE ONCE I HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN BOBBY.

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, man, you're right. Dean would love Selphie. I need to make a big post about People Who Would Make an Awesome Third Member of Team Winchester at some point.

[dracothelizard]

BRA'TAC AND VALA AND JACOB.

Well, maybe just one of them?

Also, is this like 'which other people should join Torchwood to make them more useful' and 'who would be a really awesome Companion for the Doctor'?

[rionaleonhart]

It is! 'Which character is this fandom missing?' questions are always fun.

[dracothelizard]

Sam and Dean could do with Vala. She'd have so much fun messing with their heads and owning them completely using alien technology, and then Daniel would come along to tell her that no, she can't use alien technology to freak out the nice young men who are hunting the supernatural and saving innocent people. And then eventually she'd leave with Daniel, once she's done owning Sam and Dean.

[wolfy_writing]

Personally, I always liked "Which other people should join Torchwood to make them less useful?" Far more challenging.

I'm thinking possibly Jeremy Clarkson; he can't shoot straight, he has a fondness for ridiculous plans that end in failure and things catching on fire, and he is the slowest man on Top Gear. Hand him enough alien weaponry, and the destruction would be scary

On the other hand, he did manage to cross the English channel, and reach the magnetic North Pole in a truck, and drive across Botswana in a Lancia Beta. I doubt Torchwood could do that.

[rionaleonhart]

...

I honestly cannot think of a character who could make Torchwood more incompetent.

That's a little frightening, really.

[wolfy_writing]

What about Useless Fish?

[dracothelizard]

Useless Fish will grow into Gyarados, and you call that useless.

[wolfy_writing]

He will only grow into a Gyardos if someone trains him, and do you really think anyone at Torchwood's likely to do that?

No, give Torchwood a totally useless fish, and it will either sprout laser beams and go on a quest to kill all humans, or remain totally useless forever.

[dracothelizard]

Well, in the first episode of Torchwood they went after an alien that had the head of a fish, so I think we know where Magikarp went.

[dracothelizard]

Exactly, Torchwood is so useless that hardly anyone can make them even more so.

[wolfy_writing]

I need to do Dean/Impala. And will once I get my ten million fic ideas finished.

Which is good, because I suspect you get disbarred from Supernatural fandom for nothing but het and gen. And I can't think of any Supernatural slash for the same reason I can't think of any shippy het: Sam and Dean have no one in their lives who doesn't drift away except for each other.

[dracothelizard]

I have some snippets of Dean/Impala, at least, but I've decided to bring in Bobby, because I've heard he's awesome.