"We're Testing The Maranello, Which Sort Of Sounds Like A Wine..."
The Big Gay Wine Adventure was on tonight! Those of you who watched it will know which part I am referring to when I say that I spent a good minute and a half staring at the screen with my mouth open and my eyebrow twitching, an expression of absolute horror on my face. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen someone do in a non-fiction programme.
Also, they are still absolutely bloody useless at keeping the programme on-topic rather than veering off onto the subject of cars (although they do at least seem to be making a bit of an effort; I got the impression that an entire Mini review was hastily clipped out five minutes before the episode aired), and they are still amazingly gay (I have already had two people e-mail me about Oz's 'my goal is to seduce James...' comment), and I 'hee!'d so much at 'two minutes sixty'.
Also also (and entirely unrelatedly), I have suddenly been struck by the urge to write about Jeremy having so much sex with the Bugatti Veyron. But, alas, it is so difficult to write pairingfic when one of the participants is nonsentient! I DEMAND THAT YOU WRITE JEREMY/CAR FOR ME. There are fewer than twenty man/car fics in the Top Gear fandom! That's appalling. (If you think that 'fewer than twenty' sounds like more than enough man/car, you're probably not familiar with Top Gear.)
Also, they are still absolutely bloody useless at keeping the programme on-topic rather than veering off onto the subject of cars (although they do at least seem to be making a bit of an effort; I got the impression that an entire Mini review was hastily clipped out five minutes before the episode aired), and they are still amazingly gay (I have already had two people e-mail me about Oz's 'my goal is to seduce James...' comment), and I 'hee!'d so much at 'two minutes sixty'.
Also also (and entirely unrelatedly), I have suddenly been struck by the urge to write about Jeremy having so much sex with the Bugatti Veyron. But, alas, it is so difficult to write pairingfic when one of the participants is nonsentient! I DEMAND THAT YOU WRITE JEREMY/CAR FOR ME. There are fewer than twenty man/car fics in the Top Gear fandom! That's appalling. (If you think that 'fewer than twenty' sounds like more than enough man/car, you're probably not familiar with Top Gear.)