Also, The 'My Master' Bit? You All Thought It.

[rionaleonhart]

I love the fact that the Big Gay Wine Adventure is now quite clearly more about cars than Top Gear is. Oh, Top Gear presenters. You are so very hopeless at keeping your programmes on-topic

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[littlemoose]

"You all thought it"

Yes, I did... and I'm now hunting for the brain bleach. I swear James May is dertermined to give me an aneurysm!

(Aw, you should do a fake episode anyway, even if, judging by tonight's ep, the real gay is rapidly overtaking the reach of even your imagination!)

[rionaleonhart]

Well, at least I didn't imagine it. I really would have to worry about my mind in that case.

(Sorry; I've seen the actual episode and so am too content to write a fake one. I suppose you'll never get to see Episode Three: In Which Our Heroes Remove A Cursed Bottle Of Wine From Its Sacred Pedestal And Awaken The Ancient Mechanical Spider Guardian Of Santa Fe Springs.)

[littlemoose]

You realise this means that we, as slashers, are actually being outdone by James May, the slashee? I'd feel like honour is at stake, but I'm still trying to replace Oz with someone less scarring in those mental images...

(Well, your contentedness is a Good Thing anyway :) Besides, the Ancient Mechanical Spider Guardian would be no match for James's inbuilt Electrical Dead Zone!)

[dracothelizard]

"n Which Our Heroes Remove A Cursed Bottle Of Wine From Its Sacred Pedestal And Awaken The Ancient Mechanical Spider Guardian Of Santa Fe Springs."

I think you should write it anyway.

"A cursed bottle of wine?"
"Yes, that's your wine challenge for this week."
"A cursed bottle of wine that I'm supposed to steal with possibly dire consequences?"
"Yes."
"...Is the wine any good?"

[rionaleonhart]

STUPIDEST CHALLENGE EVER. It would be wonderful!

I think that you should write it, as you're obviously qualified to.

[dracothelizard]

I have no qualifications for this sort of thing!