RAPE! ...I mean FIRE!

[riochef]

My mom just set the microwave ablaze.  She just doesn't understand how the microwave oven's timer works, and just sets the microwave to cook... FORGETTING that my mom and dad like to use it to store bags of chips, bread and misc. food items.  15 minutes of cooking plastic, bread, chips and other now unrecognizable things later a large, yellow flame appears!

I need a new microwave now.

Off to see a theater production!