Holy roller!
I, apparently, look a lot like a man.
This first one is most recent, with my face totally blank and without glasses.
This pic was much more girly with a small smile.
And this one was my "looks like a teenaged boy actually" pic.
In conclusion, I need to start doing drag. I'd make an absolutely fabulous king.
But apparently, the androgynous look works, because last week I was out with friends and had two most perplexing encounters.
First one: At bar, me standing and looking around. Someone touches my cheek and I turn. It's a dude who leans in, says "You, beautiful. Enjoy that," and totally just walks away and disappears before I realize what the hell happened.
The other: Me and two others outside, waiting for the rest of the gang. Someone comes up from behind and lifts my hood up, I have this fab new red overcoat see. I turn around and introduce myself as Little Red Riding Hood. Guy is bald and totally smashed and tries to invite me to the 24/7 McDonalds across the street. I'm like, No, and he's like, Whut? and I'm all, *ignore, commencing*.
Also, I'm fertile again. Got my iud removed today and watched my multiple, fat-ass follicles getting ready for action on the ultra sound. I could start selling those eggs for PROFIT and I wouldn't even need any treatments! Too bad I've already done my breeding.
Oh well, it's going to be condoms for the next 3-4 weeks now. *big sigh* Or hey, I could do a whole "Living the Slashy Life" experiment: Nothing but buttsex for weeks!!! Surely this would bring me e-fame and much praisage as the usurper of Minotaurs sex tips.
This first one is most recent, with my face totally blank and without glasses.
This pic was much more girly with a small smile.
And this one was my "looks like a teenaged boy actually" pic.
In conclusion, I need to start doing drag. I'd make an absolutely fabulous king.
But apparently, the androgynous look works, because last week I was out with friends and had two most perplexing encounters.
First one: At bar, me standing and looking around. Someone touches my cheek and I turn. It's a dude who leans in, says "You, beautiful. Enjoy that," and totally just walks away and disappears before I realize what the hell happened.
The other: Me and two others outside, waiting for the rest of the gang. Someone comes up from behind and lifts my hood up, I have this fab new red overcoat see. I turn around and introduce myself as Little Red Riding Hood. Guy is bald and totally smashed and tries to invite me to the 24/7 McDonalds across the street. I'm like, No, and he's like, Whut? and I'm all, *ignore, commencing*.
Also, I'm fertile again. Got my iud removed today and watched my multiple, fat-ass follicles getting ready for action on the ultra sound. I could start selling those eggs for PROFIT and I wouldn't even need any treatments! Too bad I've already done my breeding.
Oh well, it's going to be condoms for the next 3-4 weeks now. *big sigh* Or hey, I could do a whole "Living the Slashy Life" experiment: Nothing but buttsex for weeks!!! Surely this would bring me e-fame and much praisage as the usurper of Minotaurs sex tips.