OMFG, or, how I learned to love the bomb... eh, smoke.

Nov 21, 2005 16:23

I was starting a fire in our fireplace, since it's our second source of heat during winter and we're trying to save on electricity. So I stack the wood, place the kindling and fire away!

Then I start wondering why the chimney doesn't seem to draw air. Smoke starts spewing into the room.

I run around opening ventilation, opening the front door (a gimmick previous owners gave) and lo, still the smoke is coming! It's black and yucky and starting to smell. I try to shut the fire down and close the shutter. Wait..... and it's still burning but with MORE black smoke.

I start opening the windows to get rid of it when it hits me. Did I ever open the shutter to the chimney? I check. Nope, of course not.

So now I have a good fire goin' on, but the whole house smells and it's getting chilly with all the windows wide open. And I have to leave to get Junior from daycare in ten minutes.

Absentminded, who me?

rl is fucking funny

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