Tutka Roadshow May 13th, 2011

May 13, 2011 16:27

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Lovely @tiiqqu helped with the translation again! <3


TUTKA ROADSHOW SURPRISES: KATRI'S AND SAULI'S WEDDING IN LAS VEGAS!

*Las Vegas, airport*

K: Okay then good morning everyone!
S: Hiii! Yes, greetings from Las Vegas!
K: Yes, now we are here! Right away you can see MGM Grand and there, that sort of can we came here, on US Airways.
S: Yes
K: ...I was all...it swayed like (shows) a while ago when we landed here and I said to Sauli "we're going to diw!" And Sauli was "What what häh?"
S: See I didn't notice anything.
K: He was fast asleep there.
S: I woke up practically when the plane stopped.
K: Yes
S: Because we have...I woke up at 5am today.
K: Exactly. We had to wake up so early because our plane left at 9am and like it takes an hour to drive to the airport and the same to fly from LA to Las Vegas. An hour
S: This was so fast!
K: This is so close!
S: Yes. And everything went well, we didn't need to wait in lines.
K: No
S: Except Utula again...Utula was checked for drugs and then Utula's bags were like...here's mine, I donate your own bag to you, you're welcome.
K: Thank you
S: There was like 3 4 little bags and I don't like understand - you really couldn't cope here alone when traveling...
K: Sauli just said that "You couldn't cope here without me when I have to be here to carry your bags"
S: I can't understand how why they checked you.
K: I don't get it! Like right after the security check I took all the jewelry and everything away and still it peeped and I was like this isn't going well. Then, when I like got through the check they said that everything will still be checked from the laptop and stuff. And after that it was "show the hands!" Like this (shows) "Show the hands!" Well I like (shows the hands) "I will" and then they sweeped with this weird wet cloth. Then I asked our photographer Pete what did they do and Pete said that they tested if I had used any drugs. Do I look like I'm an addict or something? Yes!
S: Katri got an addict role.
K: Yes yes like. Show your own eyes, I say - why haven't they asked you? (Sauli takes off his sunglasses) Sauli has gotten some sort of awful eye infection.
S: Mmm and they didn't ask me anything. I look more like some kind of...
K: They asked nothing!
S: ...addict
K: From you...for real, I'm so...a bit shocked. Hopefully this trip continues better than it started. But now we're off to town since it's...we have a whole day time to check what's going on and tomorrow we will go to Grand Canyon and the next one comes from there...
S: Tomorrow we'll go there, yes yes
K: Then this really will be a roadtrip this is a roadshow after all: Now we are just flying around which is easy
S: Maybe we have to rest for an hour
K: Yes, now we really have to. Now we've worked so long days and without any day offs, so now off to play to the casino. We saw the first game machines here! We are going to see if we're lucky

*Airport machines*

S: Okay, you can only use bill's for these things here so now we have one dollars, not staring with the big bills, but hopefully our luck will turn. Okay then. If you win I'll get half!
K: ...does it go there...(puts the bill into the machine)
S: If you win I get half!
K: Hey help this rings!
S: At the same time! I want...this
K: What do I do? From this?
S: I want to turn. Should we push this button?
K: I don't know
S: Geesh
K: (Claps her hands) Now this rings! Did I win something?
S: I won something too.
K: Did I win something? How do I know? Help. For goodness sake
S: For goodness sake. You got somewhere...
K: What does this mean? (Music and Katri hums)
S: I started again already. Turn the handle!
K: What do I do? Look! It spins! Wha happened?
S: Turn the handle
K: I can't yet I haven't watched there's some movie! I want to watch this movie and not stop it...
S: I'm palying...
K: Hey I really won something. I don't know at all how mich
S: There it comes...
K: It's printing. 8 dolars and 60 cents!
S: Yes
K: Or what the latter part is...What did you win?
S: 30 something zero point one dollars. That's it.
K: What, how much is it, how much is it Pete? zero point 3, what is it?
P: Nothing...
S: Yours is about 6 euros and mine is maybe something like less than 10 cents. I won 10 cents!

*By the suitcases*

S: We're here
K: Haha!
K: Here's all our stuff. We have enough.
S: So we don't have anymore suitcases
K: No we don't
S: How many do we have - one two three four five six seven eight and nine bags! So it's real easy to walk here.

*In the hotel room*

K: So now we are here in our hotel room
S: Yeah yes. It's nice, we were like "This looks nice and all"...
K: Exactly!
S: ...but then we opened the curtains...
K: That'r right!
S: Like oh my goodness! What a view!
K: Oh my goodness, look! There! Bellagio hotel and swimming pools and everything! Hey look - and there's the Eiffel tower, just listen we are in Paris now.
S: Just listen...
K: Again that listen! And see - absolutely amazing! So unbelievable! Then there's our pool and we'll go there for just a moment, because we have to rest. Now we have to, let's take that kind of picture. Buy!

*By the pool*

S: It's Sauli from Vegas, howdy! Here we are tanning with a sore throat. (Can't make out this part) I can show you how Katri is sunbathing next to me...
K: We thought we had to shoot this, when we were like for real that darn we'll lose our hair here while sunbathing. Such a horrible wind! Cold! And still we have to sunbath when we have an hour to spare. We decided to come to the pool.
S: Yes. But the moment it's not winfy it's so warm.
K: Yes it is, then it's warm like right now. But wait when it's windy again it's so...these flew on us and so awful...I was so scared that that street lamp was going to fall on me. Look where we are! We are basically back in Hollywood.
S: Yes, so we came..
K: Just came
S: We came to Vegas and ended up in a hotel called Hollywood.
K: Yes, Planet Hollywood
S: Planet Hollywood
K: Not bad. Back there is the Bellagio hotel and we thought about going to see all the lights in the evening. Must be pretty cool.
S: Yes and then we'll go play a bit.
K: Yes yes
S: ...the rest of our travel money.
K: I'm so scared I'll get hooked.

*In Venice*

S: Hiiii!
K: Hiiii! Okay, we got away from the pool, from a very windy pool...
S: Yes
K: ...finally to the warmer weather.
S: We came to Venice!
K: Yes!
S: This is unbelievable, they built a Venice right in the center of Las VEgas!
K: Exactly
S: There's gondolas here
K: So much warmer
S: Yes. It was so cold by that hotel pool for real. There's no wind here at all. There's gondolas, here people can...
K: So unbelievable
S: ...go to gondola rides that go, the canal's go into the hotel! And they are here too. This is amazing.
K: So unbelievable. Suddenly we are in this casino city and then there's these lovely sceneries. These hotels are unbelievable. Like...
S: This is so unbelievable.
K: ...so unbelievable. There's no sense in this.
S: I have always had this image of Vegas, but like truely the buildings are huge here.
K: Yes they are
S: I've known that this place is a bit over the top
K: Yes
S: But this like so over the top. So over the top.
K: This isn't...like so...unbelievable. We wanted to check out first this place. So this is like Venice, we came here - walked first after we parked our car inside. Because it's really hard to get a parking spot. So you have to drive into the hotel even though you're not a guest...I mean a customer. And then it's, it's amazing inside! There's all those lovely paintings...
S: Then there's, it's like the Sistine chapel they made there and there's this fountainf where we threw coins and wished...
K: Mmmm oi...yes we wished! And then we, let's not tell what we wished yet...
S: Let's not!
K: ...but you might dins out later tonight.
S: Yes
K: And then we're like going...so next we'll move along because you really have to take your car everywhere or the train. Because this place is much longer than we imagined.
S: Mmmm
K: This is over 2 kilometers, 3 kilometers long this whole strip. I thought the hotels here are side by side.
S: Yes
K: But it's so divine when we came from the airport and first there was MGM Grand - so huge. Then was New York hotel, then it was that huge pyramid...
S: There's Paris here...
K: Yes, Paris is here, Eiffel tower is just by our hotel, we can see Bellagio hotel from our hotel room window. For goodness sake...
S: And tonight we have to go see this amazing water show in fron tof it
K: Just right, exactly. It's so...
S: Everything is so mazing to me now!
K: Yes but
S: But this just really is, just an amazing place.
K: Then have to give some critic too. Such a busy street. Like so...this is another tourist place again.
S: Yes
K: But I couldn't for myself...I couldn't take this for long. When I don't do much gambling.
S: Me neither, neither one of us aren't much of a playing-type. Maybe we try our luck a bit though.
K: Yes
S: ...for a couple of dollars.
K: Yes we tyr we tyr. Yes - but now we have to move on and go see that...
S: Egypt
K: Yes, we're going to Egypt next!
K: There's some bells tolling here in Venice.
S: We just praised this, but enough of Venice!

*Egypt*

K: Okay so, there went the train!
S: So that kind of sightseeing train goes around here
K: Yeah yes
S: And there went another one.
K: Look...there so many tourists here. We came here to this lovely Luxor hotel. We are in Egypt now.
S: Yes. It's amazing here...so hot!
K: This looks just like...it's soooo hot in here like...
S: Sfinxs and stuff
K: Yes yes look there's like for real. This is a bit amusing. In the middle of the desert there's this is tourist trap with all these hotels and one of them is a pyramid. Somehow this all is a bit lame
S: But I think it's kind of cool if you want to like visit different countries then you should definitely come Las Vegas, because you can come to Egypt here and we were just in Venice...
K: Yes
S: Then there's New York here...
K: Everything is here
S: ...Paris. We're not going to Paris, because we've been there and we're going to New York the day after tomorrow.
K: Yes we don't need to go to those places.
S: I've never been to Egypt
K: And besides we checked that New York and it didn't look that nice.
S: A bit lame
K: Yes, though you get to the Statue of Liberty much easier here than in NY
S: Yes
K: So we could have checked that out. There's MGM casino, sorry Grand casino. It's huge - absolutely amazing. Everything is here. There's some Disney hotel in the back and over there far is the Eiffel tower. So we're kind of in the middle of things.
S: Yes, nice place to be
K: So how many countries in one time...? We came to Vegas and one day is enough to see everything.
S: Damn that's a big road trip right here.
K: Yes it is, yes it is.
S: We have been to so any countries already.
K: totally, so insane. But hey now, I want to see the night life. We haven't been to...
S: Must go there
K: ...gambling or anything
S: Yes yes
K: We have to go back there, back to Bellagio
S: let's go let's go. Tomorrow we go to Grand Canyon
K: Yes, yes we're going. But maybe we have one little surprise before that
S: Maybe, Kanske (Maybe in Swedish)
K: We're not telling yet! You'll see soon!

*At the wedding chapel*

K & S: Peace!
S: Peace and love!
K: See our outfits? We've chosen these so carefully because you see where we are. We've decided to get married.
S: Yes. We have, see we've fallen in love during this trip so we've come to the same place where Britney Spears got married. And this is like the best place.
K: Totally. We try with a bit more luck so we don't divorce after 5 hours.
S: Yes. And as you can see we've chose a really classy outfits, not from some cheap stores, but from a bit better one.
K: Yes yes, we...these are like so lovely! Like we just realized that if we ever going to get married we should get married wearing these!
S: Yes!
K: You can't wear else.
K: Now it's the time!
S: Help, I'm nervous now.
K: Me too.
S: I'm sweating now...
K: Let's go inside
S: Yes, let's go

**-**

K: Wonderful!
K: Now we're off to our honeymoon! This is our car! (white long limousine)

**-**

S: Oh Katri I'm so happy!
K: Me too, I'm so happy!
S: We're going, I'm so joyful that we're going on our honeymoon now and straight to Los Angeles like this, oh my it's wonderful!
K: We're not going to Los Angeles!
S: Of course we're going!
K: We're so not going, we're going to Miami!
S: Well I'm not coming!
K: Well no!
S: It's 100% sure that I'm going to Los Angeles now
K: You're not...you have always something going on in there! I'm not going!
S: Something going on...
K: I'm not coming there to see you hitting on other people! No way I'm going!
S: Okay the...
K: No I'm not!
S: Then this thing...
K: I'm so not coming.
S: Then this isn't my thing. Then this really isn't my thing.
K: God damnet! You can't say this now! We've been marriend for five minutes!
S: Well it's a divorce now and I'm going to Los Angeles, so bye!
K: No!

*Bellagio water show*

K: Okay then!
S: Hi from Vegas!
K: Hi! We are still friends even though we've gotten the divorce and we're spending the evening here in a good mood.
S: We're doing good yes.
K: Yes yes. And now we are here in front of this big hotel, that is Bellagio hotel. And they are filming this amazing water show here - there's this amazing water show now and this wonderful music. Look!
S: The water is spraying all the way to here.
K: Yes just yes. And we're playing at the moment those...eeeh wait! Danny Oceann and Ryan...what was it? Rusty-Ryan
S: Those anyway
K: Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Ocean 13 - when it's filmed right here you see. They watched this light show and oh those guys are gorgeous - I can't take it! I hope they show up here tonight. But so really, this is absolutely beautiful...this is the best thing in Vegas. If we haven't liked this place that much, so the Bellagio hotel and...
S: This water show...
K: Oh look! So amazing!
S: This is worth it
K: Absolutely! Totally amazing!

*On the street*

K: Help! Oh my god, what's that? Two Elvis! What on earth? There can't be two of them! There's two Elvis here.
S: I've seen so many Elvis during this trip...

*Nellagio hotel*

K: Okay so, may I introduce - hotel Bellagio - from the inside. There's a very interesting roof here, I'm like ”öööööö…krhhmmmm”. They could use an interior designer and there's the casino, but we can't film in the inside when we're going to spend all our money. There's the casino. And over here are the restaurants. And then...there's these entertainment centers and so many tourists and you can see people are just coming here to see this and there's just tourists everywhere. But so we're spending a night here!
S: Totally. And there's really so many people here.
K: For real, so many
S: Oh my goodness, this like this huge mall center
K: This like for real
S: ...sale day in a mall
K: ...such a huge crowd

(laughing)

S: Awful

**-**

(carousel / flowers)

K: Oh we really have to go there Sauli! Looks like a wild ride though, I don't know if I'm up to it. But we are in this garden or something!
S: Bellagio's garden
K: Yes
S: Yes
K: We walked like 10 metres and suddenly we were here.
S: There's...
K: To this garden. Just look at these flowers!
S: There's some tulips and orchids growing here...
K: Yes yes and on this side there is some kind of fortune wheel, a big like...it's a big one actually. Is it some kind...no it's , it's ferris wheel! But it's too small to be a ferris wheel.
S: It's not a fortune wheel. This is some kind of greenhouse effect...
K: A bit that kind of environment
S; Look, there's butterflies here...
K: Butterflies flying
K: This is an amazing place! Really getting a feeling like where on earth are we
S: Yes. We are going to stay here in this tropic
K: In these scents
S: In these scents! Hehee

*In the casino*

K: Okay then
S: Okay then, this is a good place to stop this Las Vegas day
K: Yes it is. We're not showing you what we did in between, we just showed you how we were there to see that garden. Now we are here in the casino and next we'll go to that bar.
S: We have to like go, there's this security guard.
K: You can't film in this casino
S: There's someone next to us
K: Yes I'll see him so we end the episode here now. Bellagio ends and thanks. It's good night, bye!
S: Bye

The end.

tutka, katri utula, sauli koskinen, translation

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