I've been collecting hockey cards lately (don't judge me; hockey is awesome) and it's led to the invention of a fantastic pranking game.
You see, 2011-12 Victory cards, which are both cheap and epic, come emblazoned with Sidney Crosby's stupid face on the packaging.
Not that I have anything against Crosby, but really, that mustache? Ugh. Stupid face.
Anyway, I cut his face out from all the little foil packets.
And then I hid them. Little Crosby heads, stashed everywhere, just waiting to be discovered. You're going about your normal life, and then BOOM. CROSBIED.
Jaime's taken to collecting and rehiding them to get back at me, the bastard. I even found one in the cap of my toothpaste. No worries, though - I froze one in an ice cube. That should startle him pretty good.
Man. I love Crosbying.