Me: I've settled on my drag name: Alex Icon. Jaime: Cool. Me: And you can learn my lingo by reading the Alexicon. Jaime: Don't ruin the joke. Me: Just wanted to make sure you got it... Jaime: Yeah, I'm not stupid. Hey, I have a drag name too. Me: What? Jaime: Chad Michaels. Me: No. Jaime: No, it's Willam. Me: You can't just steal other people's names. Jaime: I'm Willam Needles.