Me: Man, thanks for being so awesome, Jaime.
Jaime: Huh?
Me: There was
a fandom secret today about a girl who said a character was her dream guy, and she thinks it actually hurt her husband's feelings. So, yeah. Thanks for being so understanding about, y'know, the Yosuke thing and stuff like that.
Jaime: Eh, I know it doesn't matter. No matter how much you love him, he's a giant homo.
Me: That's your reasoning, huh? Not "He's not real," or "I know you love me more," but "He's gay."
Jaime: A massive gayist.
And then we broke off into Boosh references. What a fantastic conversation.