Bunny Suit
Title: Bunny Suit
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Farscape (indirectly)
Characters: Vala, Sam, Cam, (Crighton)
Rating: Gen
Orientation: Gen
Word Count: 716
Notes: for stargateland crossover challenge. I got a bunny in my head and couldn’t get it out!!!
“Vala, let me get this straight, you want me to aid and abet you in kidnapping a bunny?” Sam crossed her arms and stared at Vala. “Since when do you need help with any racket you’ve cooked up?”
“This is no ordinary plan. I need your help specifically, I don’t trust anyone else with this.”
Sam sighed, mildly annoyed that Vala had not even bothered to deny that she asking Sam to be an accomplice in a premeditated crime that she was planning on perpetrating. “Why me, why not Daniel?”
“Because you have access to that Ancient mirror device and I need it.” Vala was giving her the ‘sad puppy dog eyes’ look that usually bagged her extra pudding. “besides, I already asked him and he said ‘no way.’”
Shaking her head Sam explained, “The quantum mirror was burnt out, it can’t be used anymore.”
Waving her hand dismissively, Vala said, no, no, not that old thing. The one they found last week that lets you see other dimensions.”
“The quantum mirror.”
“No, the new thing, I know you know about it, so don’t pretend otherwise.” Vala pointed a finger at Sam’s nose.
“The question is how do YOU know about it?”
Vala grinned broadly, “I was in the lab when they were running a test on it and saw the bunny, that’s why I want to get to the mirror again.”
“A bunny.”
“A very special bunny.”
Sam was growing frustrated. “What is so special about this bunny?”
“It’s Cameron. I want the Cameron bunny.”
“Cam Mitchell? I don’t understand.”
“Cameron Mitchell is a bunny in a another reality and if I can’t get it and bring it back here to keep as a pet, then I at least want to take a picture of it so that Cameron will give me back something that he took from me.”
“So, you want me to assist you in breaking any number of security protocols, blackmail, and kidnapping? Any one of which could get me booted from the Air Force and you kicked off Earth.”
Vala smiled and nodded eagerly. “Just possible kidnapping, if I can’t get the bunny I’ll just take a picture of it.”
“When he finds out, Cam will shoot you in the face with a bazooka. Then he’ll shoot me,” Sam shook her head and started to back away.
“But Sammmmmm, it’s an adorable Cam bunny,” Vala whined, grabbing Sam’s arm and bouncing on her seat.
Relenting only because she was too curious for her own good, Sam conceded, “Maybe - if this alleged bunny is as adorable as you say it is - I will allow you to snap a picture. But we are not crossing into another dimension to capture someone else’s version of Cam Mitchell, rodent or not.”
Jumping up from her stool, Vala shrugged lightly, “It might be just as well, the other bunny with him looked rather scary and vicious, I don’t really want to meet that one. Let’s go!”
Other bunny? What was she signing on for?
~*~
“Well, just give it back to her and she promises to delete the picture.”
Cam’s jaw jutted out stubbornly, “NO! I will not be blackmailed and manipulated. She knows what she has to do to get it back, and this is not it.”
Her curiosity aroused once again, Sam asked, “What is it?”
“None of your business!” Mitchell snapped. “I can’t believe you helped her do this!” He waved a paper printout of the image Vala had emailed him along with her list of demands.
“But look how cute the bunny Cam is!” Sam cooed, pointing at the picture.
His face turned red as he hissed through clenched teeth, “That is not me. I do not know who that is, but it is not me! And who is this Skeletor guy?”
“He seems to know the other you,” Sam told him. “They were fighting. It was kinda cute, a bunny battle extreme.”
“Stop, Sam, just, stop. Since you seem to be on her side, you can go tell Vala that this won’t work. I know guys who can verify that this is Photoshopped. And tell her the price is double because she really pissed me off!”
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Farscape (indirectly)
Characters: Vala, Sam, Cam, (Crighton)
Rating: Gen
Orientation: Gen
Word Count: 716
Notes: for stargateland crossover challenge. I got a bunny in my head and couldn’t get it out!!!
“Vala, let me get this straight, you want me to aid and abet you in kidnapping a bunny?” Sam crossed her arms and stared at Vala. “Since when do you need help with any racket you’ve cooked up?”
“This is no ordinary plan. I need your help specifically, I don’t trust anyone else with this.”
Sam sighed, mildly annoyed that Vala had not even bothered to deny that she asking Sam to be an accomplice in a premeditated crime that she was planning on perpetrating. “Why me, why not Daniel?”
“Because you have access to that Ancient mirror device and I need it.” Vala was giving her the ‘sad puppy dog eyes’ look that usually bagged her extra pudding. “besides, I already asked him and he said ‘no way.’”
Shaking her head Sam explained, “The quantum mirror was burnt out, it can’t be used anymore.”
Waving her hand dismissively, Vala said, no, no, not that old thing. The one they found last week that lets you see other dimensions.”
“The quantum mirror.”
“No, the new thing, I know you know about it, so don’t pretend otherwise.” Vala pointed a finger at Sam’s nose.
“The question is how do YOU know about it?”
Vala grinned broadly, “I was in the lab when they were running a test on it and saw the bunny, that’s why I want to get to the mirror again.”
“A bunny.”
“A very special bunny.”
Sam was growing frustrated. “What is so special about this bunny?”
“It’s Cameron. I want the Cameron bunny.”
“Cam Mitchell? I don’t understand.”
“Cameron Mitchell is a bunny in a another reality and if I can’t get it and bring it back here to keep as a pet, then I at least want to take a picture of it so that Cameron will give me back something that he took from me.”
“So, you want me to assist you in breaking any number of security protocols, blackmail, and kidnapping? Any one of which could get me booted from the Air Force and you kicked off Earth.”
Vala smiled and nodded eagerly. “Just possible kidnapping, if I can’t get the bunny I’ll just take a picture of it.”
“When he finds out, Cam will shoot you in the face with a bazooka. Then he’ll shoot me,” Sam shook her head and started to back away.
“But Sammmmmm, it’s an adorable Cam bunny,” Vala whined, grabbing Sam’s arm and bouncing on her seat.
Relenting only because she was too curious for her own good, Sam conceded, “Maybe - if this alleged bunny is as adorable as you say it is - I will allow you to snap a picture. But we are not crossing into another dimension to capture someone else’s version of Cam Mitchell, rodent or not.”
Jumping up from her stool, Vala shrugged lightly, “It might be just as well, the other bunny with him looked rather scary and vicious, I don’t really want to meet that one. Let’s go!”
Other bunny? What was she signing on for?
~*~
“Well, just give it back to her and she promises to delete the picture.”
Cam’s jaw jutted out stubbornly, “NO! I will not be blackmailed and manipulated. She knows what she has to do to get it back, and this is not it.”
Her curiosity aroused once again, Sam asked, “What is it?”
“None of your business!” Mitchell snapped. “I can’t believe you helped her do this!” He waved a paper printout of the image Vala had emailed him along with her list of demands.
“But look how cute the bunny Cam is!” Sam cooed, pointing at the picture.
His face turned red as he hissed through clenched teeth, “That is not me. I do not know who that is, but it is not me! And who is this Skeletor guy?”
“He seems to know the other you,” Sam told him. “They were fighting. It was kinda cute, a bunny battle extreme.”
“Stop, Sam, just, stop. Since you seem to be on her side, you can go tell Vala that this won’t work. I know guys who can verify that this is Photoshopped. And tell her the price is double because she really pissed me off!”