25 Kinky Lantean Things
Title: 25 Kinky Lantean Things
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Sheppard, McKay, Lorne, Parrish, Cadman, Davis, Mitchell
Pairings: Sheppard/Cadman, Lorne/Parrish, Sheppard/McKay, Sheppard/Mitchell, Cadman/Porter
Orientation: Slash, Gen, Het, Femslash
Rating: R
Format: 10 Mini Fics, 15 icons
Notes: For kyaraelf's canon loving little heart. Steal away on the icons, credit appreciated
Prompt: Kink Bingo December challenge - mini bingos. This is from my 5th card
1 Collars
2 Shaving/Depilation (Telpa ‘verse)
“Tilt your head back, please. Wrin David? Are you asleep?”
“Mmm. Hands feel good, keep doing that.”
“I was trying to shave you.”
David reached up and took the straight razor from Lorne and set it under his chair. “Massage first. Shave after.”
3 Wet, Messy, Dirty
4 Foot/Shoe Fetish
5 Consent Play
“No! Put me down!” Cadman screamed as Sheppard caught her from behind and wrapped his arms around her middle, lifting her from the deck of the pier. She shrieked and started to kick. “Lemmee go. You, you, you masher!”
He leaned close to her ear. “Are we nearly done playing out here, I want to take you inside and ravish you properly.”
She stropped struggling. “Ravishing? Oh, my hero, you saved me!” She spun in his arms and kissed him full on the lips.
6 Begging
7 Writing on the Body (Sequel-ette to Away from You)
“What are you doing?” John asked sleepily.“Leave time is wasting”
Cam glanced over and blushed slightly. “You’ll see.” He turned back again and John fell asleep waiting for him to come to bed.
When John woke the next morning, Cam was hugging the pillow. Tugging the blanket up he noticed what Cam had been doing the previous evening; taking a cue from Lorne, apparently. Cam had written him a love note, along the inside of his arm.
John slid carefully from the bed, grabbed the sharpie and gently lifted Cam’s arm and wrote out his response.
8 Mechanical/Technological: (Thanks to race_the_ace for the base image!)
9 Bondage (Wrist/Ankles)
10 Food
11 Penance/Punishment
12 Oral Fixation
13 Bondage (Other) (Wild Card)
14 Bodies and Body Parts (Neck)
15 Spanking/Paddling
“Bend over.”
“No.”
“Five more whacks for refusing. Bend over.”
“No.”
“Five more. Are you trying to up the count?”
“Maybe. It’s working, isn’t it?”
16 Dressup
17 Nippleplay/Tit Torture
“What are those?” Allie breathed, leaning closer to look in Laura’s palm.
“Nipple clamps. Never saw anything like this before?” Laura held them up by the chain that connected them to each other.
Allie shivered in anticipation as she squeezed one of the clamps and saw how it was intended to work.
18 Enemas
“How is this pleasurable?” John held up the tube and rubber bottle.
“Do I ask you to analyze what you like?” McKay snapped, grabbing at the tubing. “If you don’t want to…”
Holding the apparatus out of Rodney’s reach, John said quickly, “I didn’t say that, I just wondered why you liked it, is all.”
19 Sex Toys (Non-Penetrating)
Digging through the toy box, Allie discarded object after object as Laura waited impatiently on the bed. “Plugs? Nah. Handcuffs? Nah. Massage balls? Nah. Beads. Nah. Strap on? Nah. Silk ropes? Maybe. Feathers? Nah. Vibrator, maybe. Nipple clamps? Nah. Ooooh, little dolphin guy! That’s it.”
Triumphantly, Allie held up the little pink finger mounted vibrator and wriggled it, making it swim towards Laura.
20 Fucking Machines
Bummed out completely that Rodney had left to spend three months at area 51, John wandered back to his quarters to sulk for a while. He hadn’t been here in nearly a week, he’d been crashing with Rodney, in his big bed.
Opening the door, he saw something on the floor and walked over to investigate. Picking up the note taped to it, he smiled as he read, “I thought you might get a little horny. Think of me when you play. Rodney”
Sonovagun. Rodney had built him a sex machine, a literal fucking machine.
21 Fisting/Stretching
“It shouldn’t hurt, much. We’ll go slow and use a ton of lube. I was reading all about it.”
Sheppard sighed. “So says you. I’m the one that’s gonna have your…”
“Lots and lots of lube. Slow and gradual. If you need to stop we’ll stop.”
“You’re sure? You get a little gung ho when you get going.”
“Promise. You safeword, I stop.”
22 Plushie or Furry Kink
“Why are we here again?” John asked, running a finger under his collar.
“Since declassification, everyone is required to do public appearances, Colonel,” replied Davis.
“But a sci-fi con?”
A person wearing a fox suit walked up to Sheppard and slapped his shoulder heartily.
“Hey!”
After tugging off his fox head, Sergeant Sils smiled broadly at Sheppard. “Good to see you, sir.” The rabbit beside him was revealed to be Sergeant Wilkins. “Furries track. We’re going to a dance contest, see you around sir.”
23 Washing/Cleaning
24 Leather, Latex, Rubber
25 Voyeurism
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Sheppard, McKay, Lorne, Parrish, Cadman, Davis, Mitchell
Pairings: Sheppard/Cadman, Lorne/Parrish, Sheppard/McKay, Sheppard/Mitchell, Cadman/Porter
Orientation: Slash, Gen, Het, Femslash
Rating: R
Format: 10 Mini Fics, 15 icons
Notes: For kyaraelf's canon loving little heart. Steal away on the icons, credit appreciated
Prompt: Kink Bingo December challenge - mini bingos. This is from my 5th card
1 Collars
2 Shaving/Depilation (Telpa ‘verse)
“Tilt your head back, please. Wrin David? Are you asleep?”
“Mmm. Hands feel good, keep doing that.”
“I was trying to shave you.”
David reached up and took the straight razor from Lorne and set it under his chair. “Massage first. Shave after.”
3 Wet, Messy, Dirty
4 Foot/Shoe Fetish
5 Consent Play
“No! Put me down!” Cadman screamed as Sheppard caught her from behind and wrapped his arms around her middle, lifting her from the deck of the pier. She shrieked and started to kick. “Lemmee go. You, you, you masher!”
He leaned close to her ear. “Are we nearly done playing out here, I want to take you inside and ravish you properly.”
She stropped struggling. “Ravishing? Oh, my hero, you saved me!” She spun in his arms and kissed him full on the lips.
6 Begging
7 Writing on the Body (Sequel-ette to Away from You)
“What are you doing?” John asked sleepily.“Leave time is wasting”
Cam glanced over and blushed slightly. “You’ll see.” He turned back again and John fell asleep waiting for him to come to bed.
When John woke the next morning, Cam was hugging the pillow. Tugging the blanket up he noticed what Cam had been doing the previous evening; taking a cue from Lorne, apparently. Cam had written him a love note, along the inside of his arm.
John slid carefully from the bed, grabbed the sharpie and gently lifted Cam’s arm and wrote out his response.
8 Mechanical/Technological: (Thanks to race_the_ace for the base image!)
9 Bondage (Wrist/Ankles)
10 Food
11 Penance/Punishment
12 Oral Fixation
13 Bondage (Other) (Wild Card)
14 Bodies and Body Parts (Neck)
15 Spanking/Paddling
“Bend over.”
“No.”
“Five more whacks for refusing. Bend over.”
“No.”
“Five more. Are you trying to up the count?”
“Maybe. It’s working, isn’t it?”
16 Dressup
17 Nippleplay/Tit Torture
“What are those?” Allie breathed, leaning closer to look in Laura’s palm.
“Nipple clamps. Never saw anything like this before?” Laura held them up by the chain that connected them to each other.
Allie shivered in anticipation as she squeezed one of the clamps and saw how it was intended to work.
18 Enemas
“How is this pleasurable?” John held up the tube and rubber bottle.
“Do I ask you to analyze what you like?” McKay snapped, grabbing at the tubing. “If you don’t want to…”
Holding the apparatus out of Rodney’s reach, John said quickly, “I didn’t say that, I just wondered why you liked it, is all.”
19 Sex Toys (Non-Penetrating)
Digging through the toy box, Allie discarded object after object as Laura waited impatiently on the bed. “Plugs? Nah. Handcuffs? Nah. Massage balls? Nah. Beads. Nah. Strap on? Nah. Silk ropes? Maybe. Feathers? Nah. Vibrator, maybe. Nipple clamps? Nah. Ooooh, little dolphin guy! That’s it.”
Triumphantly, Allie held up the little pink finger mounted vibrator and wriggled it, making it swim towards Laura.
20 Fucking Machines
Bummed out completely that Rodney had left to spend three months at area 51, John wandered back to his quarters to sulk for a while. He hadn’t been here in nearly a week, he’d been crashing with Rodney, in his big bed.
Opening the door, he saw something on the floor and walked over to investigate. Picking up the note taped to it, he smiled as he read, “I thought you might get a little horny. Think of me when you play. Rodney”
Sonovagun. Rodney had built him a sex machine, a literal fucking machine.
21 Fisting/Stretching
“It shouldn’t hurt, much. We’ll go slow and use a ton of lube. I was reading all about it.”
Sheppard sighed. “So says you. I’m the one that’s gonna have your…”
“Lots and lots of lube. Slow and gradual. If you need to stop we’ll stop.”
“You’re sure? You get a little gung ho when you get going.”
“Promise. You safeword, I stop.”
22 Plushie or Furry Kink
“Why are we here again?” John asked, running a finger under his collar.
“Since declassification, everyone is required to do public appearances, Colonel,” replied Davis.
“But a sci-fi con?”
A person wearing a fox suit walked up to Sheppard and slapped his shoulder heartily.
“Hey!”
After tugging off his fox head, Sergeant Sils smiled broadly at Sheppard. “Good to see you, sir.” The rabbit beside him was revealed to be Sergeant Wilkins. “Furries track. We’re going to a dance contest, see you around sir.”
23 Washing/Cleaning
24 Leather, Latex, Rubber
25 Voyeurism