FIM
Title: FIM
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters/Pairing: Zelenka/Stackhouse/Markham
Word Count: 582
Rating: R
Notes: uhm... yeah. uhm, here we go. I couldn't get away with just the above icon to fill the prompt, so here's a story.
Prompt: Kinkbingo Fill: "Fucking Machines"
“Sergeant Stackhouse, please come to Engineering lab.” Nate was surprised at the summons; Radek didn’t usually talk to him during duty hours.
He tapped his radio. “On my way, Doctor Zelenka.”
He arrived to find Radek sitting on the floor, a gleeful expression on his grease-smeared face. There were tools spread from one end of the work area to the other. “Radek, what’s going on?” Nate asked.
“Project. Final parts came on Daedalus, so I finished.” The Czech climbed to his feet and gestured proudly at the machine on the floor.
Nate looked more closely at what Radek had built. He did a double-take and blinked. “You… that’s a… RADEK!” He ran a hand through his hair, astounded. He’d seen these kind of things in pictures and porn, but he’d never actually seen one in person.
“Is good, Ano?”
“Yeah, Ano… but… why? I mean, not to be weird about it, but Radek, you’ve got plenty of real dick around, are you feeling left out or something?”
“Huh?” Radek tilted his head and looked at Nate in confusion.
“You made a machine. To masturbate with, Radek. Are you not getting enough of the real thing, buddy? If you want, I’ll bend you over the lab table right now…”
Smiling wickedly, Radek took a step towards the table Nate was pointing to. Then he stopped and waved a hand, turning back to his new invention. “Is a project, Nate. Is not to fulfill specific need. A toy, a construction to pass the time. Hobby, no?”
One of his boyfriends made sex toys as a hobby. Nate’s life had gotten so weird since coming to Pegasus. “You made this for yucks and giggles?”
“Ano, now you understand. Will be fun to play with, no? Dildo is changeable, for different sizes.” Radek knelt down and tugged the latex phallus from the long arm of what could only properly be called a fucking machine.
Checking again to be sure they were alone, Nate moved to crouch beside Radek. “That’s good, can it take any toy?”
“You have something in mind?”
Grinning, Nate thought about the toy box in the corner of his closet. “Several somethings. You know who has to go first, don’t you?”
Radek looked at him and nodded. In unison, they both said, “Jason.”
~*~
It had been a bit of a puzzle to work out how to get their new toy from the Engineering lab to Stackhouse’s quarters without running into a security patrol. They moved it early in the morning, after the marines had pounded by on their morning PT and before the scientists roused for their coffee and began milling about on the lab level. Nate went directly from PT to Radek’s lab to help him carry it.
When Jason came in, sweaty and cranky after his run, he found the pair of them grinning madly at him. “What?”
“We have new toy.”
“And just enough time, strip!” Nate grabbed Jason and tugged him forward.
“What? Oh, is that? Oh, man! Radek! You said you were going to do it, I didn’t think you really would.” Markham was already half-naked as he approached the machine.
“I call it FIM,” Radek said.
“Is that Czech for something?” Jason kicked off his BDUs and circled the new toy.
Rolling his eyes, Radek blew out a breath. “Is short for Fuck it Machine, sounds nicer, no?”
Nodding, Jason licked his lips. “Who goes first?”
“You do,” Radek and Nate said together, and Jason smiled happily.