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[ringwraithsix]

Gildor: I'M INSULTED.
Gildor: It's not MY fault if she needs boiling.
Six: man. She was complaining about something being in her. Maybe your jizz was acidic or something
Six: ...it could happen
Gildor: ....
Six: *nuzzles Gildor*
Gildor: ;_; AAiieieiee....
Six: *braids Gildor's hair*
Gildor: *oblivious* *eyetwitch*
Six: Oh stop that. I'm not going to rape you.
Gildor: *clings* ;_;
Six: good elf. *pets* You want something to eat?
Gildor: Fooooddd
Six: *pats Gildor on the head and bustles off, coming back with a plate of fruits*
Gildor: *eats absentmindedly*
Six: And how's the little elf?
Gildor: Traumatized. o_o
Six: Oh? *plays with Gildor's hair* Why?
Gildor: that.
Six: One little case of being raped. I bet after the eighth you'll hardly notice
Gildor: You're going to do it again? LEtmegoletmego *sobs*
Six: I'm not going to do it again. I didn't do it yet. Seven's a busy little girl, though
Gildor: ... You know, I think I'd be willing to have sex with you, just because you feed me.
Six: the elves *are* easy
Gildor: Shut up ;_; *beats*
Six: *grabs* bad elf
Gildor: *cute look*
Six: *smack*
Gildor: *smacks back*
Six: *growls*
Gildor: *shags*
Six: ...damn easy elf
Gildor: ... :D
Six: Finish your fruit. I've got to go back to tending to Seven
Gildor: ;_; *nibbles the fruit sadly*

I'm so nice to people's pets. I wonder if he'd need a sleeping basket, or a chewtoy.