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Went drinking with Ringie and Ancalime. Haven't seen that little fucker since... last age? Yeah. Man, just like old times. Except this time I wasn't chasing it around and screaming and there weren't any hobbits or unshaven, stinking men or fuckin dwarves and there was finally a hot chick.... ok, so maybe it was nothing like old times.
But anyways, we were sitting around drinking and laughing and reminiscing and shit and I said to the Ring, I says, "Damn, dude, remember all that time we used to spend chasing you around the Shire cuz you kept getting yourself stuck in smelly hobbit pockets?"
And the Ring sorta chuckled and said, "Yeah..."
And then I said, "Remember that time you called all Nine of us to Bree and told us where you were and shit and then like... decided to hide across the street and we had that pillowfight and stuff while you were stuck in a smelly hobbit pocket?"
And the Ring said, "Yeah..."
And then I said "And then remember the time we chased that poncy elven fucker all the way to the Bruinen and he kept screaming stuff about how his agent would kill us if we gave him any scars while you were stuck in a smelly hobbit pocket?"
And the Ring started doing that creepy whispering in the black tongue thing it used to do all the time and then kinda paused for a minute and then said, "Hey, wasn't that the time you were all WASHED AWAY and your horses DROWNED?!"
And I said, "Uh... yeah..."
And then the Ring laughed so hard it fell off the table and I stomped accidently sort of stepped on it.
All in all, a lovely evening. But right now I have someone to coax into bed.
;)
But anyways, we were sitting around drinking and laughing and reminiscing and shit and I said to the Ring, I says, "Damn, dude, remember all that time we used to spend chasing you around the Shire cuz you kept getting yourself stuck in smelly hobbit pockets?"
And the Ring sorta chuckled and said, "Yeah..."
And then I said, "Remember that time you called all Nine of us to Bree and told us where you were and shit and then like... decided to hide across the street and we had that pillowfight and stuff while you were stuck in a smelly hobbit pocket?"
And the Ring said, "Yeah..."
And then I said "And then remember the time we chased that poncy elven fucker all the way to the Bruinen and he kept screaming stuff about how his agent would kill us if we gave him any scars while you were stuck in a smelly hobbit pocket?"
And the Ring started doing that creepy whispering in the black tongue thing it used to do all the time and then kinda paused for a minute and then said, "Hey, wasn't that the time you were all WASHED AWAY and your horses DROWNED?!"
And I said, "Uh... yeah..."
And then the Ring laughed so hard it fell off the table and I stomped accidently sort of stepped on it.
All in all, a lovely evening. But right now I have someone to coax into bed.
;)