I am *so* not disgusting

[ringsofbenzene]

Some things about living in a dorm never grow old. The one thing that I miss most, however, is the randomly aweful IMs. Like this one I just had with a friend of mine I first met at the dorms:

cherry: you are gross
ringsofbenzene: why?
cherry: you REPEATEDLY mentioned in your columns last week that you thought Rumsfeld was lushious
cherry: IN PRINT
ringsofbenzene: lol
cherry: thats crazy
ringsofbenzene: oh yes.
ringsofbenzene: It was funny
ringsofbenzene: i had to get that in just in case bush lost the election
cherry: yeah
cherry: its icky though
ringsofbenzene: no its not
ringsofbenzene: and yes, i would sleep with him
ringsofbenzene: hubbah hubba
cherry: ewww ... damn you'd have to have a bedside table full of viagra
cherry: and prunes
ringsofbenzene: your point?
ringsofbenzene: dont forget the dentures?
ringsofbenzene: it just means sex lasts longer
ringsofbenzene: ever heard of multiple orgasms?
cherry: yeah but he is like months away from being in a retirement home ... and his nurses probably wouldn't like that
ringsofbenzene: maybe his nurses could join in?
cherry: sick!!!
ringsofbenzene: mmm