Jun 21, 2006 00:34
my job is driving me absolutely batty. i've never met so many penny-pinching, ungrateful, ungodly, stupid, ugly, old, cinical, half retarted, fully-retarted, ridiculously greedy motherfuckers in my life. I HATE OLD PEOPLE. LET IT BE KNOWN. i didnt know that anyone in the world would try to put up a fist fight over a fucking dollar. YOU READ THE SIGN WRONG DICK. THE RUBBING ALCOHOL IS NOT FIFTY CENTS BUT ITS A DOLLAR. IT WAS THE FUCKING PEROXIDE THAT WAS FIFTY CENTS. I CANT GIVE YOU A REFUND ON YOUR DOLLAR. why you ask? BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORTH MY 2 MINUTES TO GIVE YOU A DOLLAR BACK! on top of that...THEY DONT PAY ME ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU YOUR DOLLAR BACK. if one more person comes up to me and asks if something is a dollar, im going to just make a bright pink sign with bold black writing that says "PLEASE ASK ME IF EVERYTHING IS A DOLLAR". obviously, everything is not a dollar and the BIG HUGE GREEN SIGNS all around that say "everything's a dollar, believe it!", are lying. They're lying to your face - trying to get you to put a whole bunch of stuff in your cart, purposely deceiving you so that you'll end up with more than just a bunch of 1$ items.