Butthole On Fire: A Crass Entry/Exit
Diarrhea is literally a real pain in the ass.
I've been thinking and I realized that when I feel scared I don't really feel the need to piss or crap. I started to think about that old phrase, "blah blah scared the shit out of me!" Now, correct me if you think I'm wrong, but based on my own experiences, I don't think there's anything in this world scary enough to literally cause your shit to blow out of you.
I suppose if you really had to release your waste, a good scare might cause you to lose control. But if you really had to go that bad then something as simple as sitting on the bus as it goes over a pothole could trigger the fatal release. In the end all you really need is time. Time will always force the fecal matter out of you.
I've been thinking and I realized that when I feel scared I don't really feel the need to piss or crap. I started to think about that old phrase, "blah blah scared the shit out of me!" Now, correct me if you think I'm wrong, but based on my own experiences, I don't think there's anything in this world scary enough to literally cause your shit to blow out of you.
I suppose if you really had to release your waste, a good scare might cause you to lose control. But if you really had to go that bad then something as simple as sitting on the bus as it goes over a pothole could trigger the fatal release. In the end all you really need is time. Time will always force the fecal matter out of you.