I'm bored as fuck and I smell like shit. There is absolutely nothing to do on teh internet when RJ is down and it makes me sad. It's like a smack in the face saying "You don't have a fucking life!" I got a life tho. I watch TV, and play video games also. Sometimes i beat it till it turns purple. Gee...what a life. I should sell it on Ebay.
I downloaded the COMPLETE Alice Cooper discography. I'm pretty excited about that. It brings back all the memories of being 12 years old and listening to "Welcome to My Nightmare" while I took walks to secretly smoke ciggerettes. Most kids were playing with Ninja Turtles and I was listening to music about fucking old dead bitches. Good times. So now I sit on 2.5 gigs of Alice Cooper albums, and I'm as happy as Michael Jackson at a daycare center. Sure Alice Cooper plays golf...so does Dave Mustane and he's still hardcore:|
If you drink hot coffee while taking a hot shower you will probably fucking puke. I did.
I dreamed last night that some d00d I didn't know shot me in the chest two times. As i sat there bleeding and trying to get up, I realized that I couldn't breathe at all. The bullet had hit my lungs. Than I woke up not able to breathe and realized that the dream was probably just triggered by my constant inability to breathe. I need to quit smoking. No I don't. Yes you do. Shut the fuck up.
I watched the new movie with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. 50 first dates...yup that was the name. I'm not going to front. That movie made me cry like 15 times like a little girl:\ AT LEAST I ADMIT IT! Drew Barrymore is an angel and in her movies she usually plays the perfect chick. It works out well. I have an autographed pic she gave me hanging on my wall. Unfortunatly...It's not a very good pic. I'd be all about getting my playboy signed right below the titties but i didn't know I was going to get to meet her so I wasn't prepared:| She picked the pic. Damn shes hot tho.
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Ringmaster120x: I want to eat you.
vampira f f f: :-\
vampira f f f is away at 3:38:00 PM.
That happend just now so my journal gets the exclusive.
I gotta go now.