Dedicated to anything named Clyde.
I'm bored. Today is Sunday kinda, but I don't go to church because i like Marilyn Manson. I didn't fucking do shit today really. I think on Tuesday I am going to just take all my money and go to the casino and fuckin play videogames and gamble or something. If the casino was more like Vegas I would get a fucking hooker but Kansas City sucks and the hookers here all smell like poop.....I think. I've never seen a K.C. hooker, but I'm pretty damn sure if I did, she would smell like bumdrip...I dono. Ima get one.
I played Metal Gear Solid:Twin Snakes for like 4 hours today. It's the same old shit as the first game, but it still owns because you can shoot the little yoshi in Otacon's office and it goes "yosh" or whatever the fuck and the game just looks cooler. I get off on snapping necks for no reason i guess. If you could do that in Vice City it would own. Fuck just going up to someone and being like *punch* I want to run up behind a motherfucker and be like *snap* I think it could work! I always stab shit in that game anyway because im a juggalo serial killa:|
If i was Clyde the Camel...I'd jock being the ghost from Pac-Man instead of being a camel. I didn't think about it until tonight, but he was the freshest ghost of the whole fucking crew. He had the best moves, and the best outfit, and the best eyeballs for real. I think he might have been the fastest too...I dono. Prolly tho. The camel has him owned by far, but still.... Just a thought.
i gotta go now.
I played Metal Gear Solid:Twin Snakes for like 4 hours today. It's the same old shit as the first game, but it still owns because you can shoot the little yoshi in Otacon's office and it goes "yosh" or whatever the fuck and the game just looks cooler. I get off on snapping necks for no reason i guess. If you could do that in Vice City it would own. Fuck just going up to someone and being like *punch* I want to run up behind a motherfucker and be like *snap* I think it could work! I always stab shit in that game anyway because im a juggalo serial killa:|
If i was Clyde the Camel...I'd jock being the ghost from Pac-Man instead of being a camel. I didn't think about it until tonight, but he was the freshest ghost of the whole fucking crew. He had the best moves, and the best outfit, and the best eyeballs for real. I think he might have been the fastest too...I dono. Prolly tho. The camel has him owned by far, but still.... Just a thought.
i gotta go now.