Tattooist - Chapter 3
Title: Tattooist - Chapter 3
Author: ringdingdong_jy
Pairing: jongkey
Rating: PG-13 (might end up nc-17?)
Status: 3/?
Genre: Romance
Summary: Jonghyun's working as a tattooist, and he's convinced his new client would ask for a gay little unicorn or a Care Bear, and when a fucking sexy high schooler walks into the tattoo parlour, all hell breaks lose.
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Kibum never expected that he was actually willing to turn himself into a tattoo freak just to meet someone with a two word vocabulary. And he had never expected himself to have a crush on a tattoo artist whom he had only met once.
But to be frank, all Kibum knew was that Jonghyun was freaking cute, and thus he had resulted to surfing the net and he clicked on a website called 'Know If You Have a Crush On a Guy'.
1) Take notice of how you and your body react next time you see him. If you feel nervous or feel your heart skip a beat or start to sweat, or it feels like you cant breathe when your around him, you probably like him.
- Kibum recalled how felt really nervous that one time he had actually seen Jonghyun. He was certain that he had sweat loads. And he remembered how his heart had skipped a beat when the tip of the tattoo machine pricked his skin for the first time. But he was also sure that it was because he was afraid Jonghyun would screw up his tattoo and fucking screw up his life. Therefore, point invalid.
2) Notice, how many times you've tried to google his name and how many times you've tried to search his personal page on MYSPACE or other social networking sites.
- The reason why Kibum decided to go to Jonghyun's tattoo parlour was simply because he googled 'Famous but Cheap Tattoo Parlours' and the first link he clicked on directed him to Jonghyun's website (he was actually confused when an image of a giant dinosaur popped out on his browser, and he was wondering if he went into some animal porn website). But Kibum had also searched his name on Facebook, Tumblr, MySpace, Twitter, Livejournal, Blogger, Friendster, Flickr and deviantART only to find more animal porn. So point valid.
3)You remember incidents or moments you've had with him.
- The only sentence suitable enough to describe Kibum's current state of mind was that he was sure Jonghyun was very tired. Very, very tired.
Kibum could say this to Jonghyun right now. 'Are you tired? You must be. Because you have been running through my mind the whole time.' Cheesy, but perfectly describing what he was feeling. Jonghyun had been running through his mind the whole day without him even realising it, and the whole process of him being tattooed by Jonghyun had been replaying and replaying in his mind.
But then again, with overly sensitive skin on your waist that is constantly irritated by the hem of your pants, it was difficuly for him to not be reminded every second, that he had gotten a tattoo by a sexy tattooist. Therefore, point invalid too.
4)You think about him in the most random moments.
- Kibum hated to admit it, but he had actually thought about Jonghyun during every random awkward possible. He had actually thought about Jonghyun when he was jerking off to the animal porn that appeared on his screen because the puppy that appeared on screen totally reminded him of Jonghyun. Jonghyun had also appeared in his mind when he was eating cheese fries at KFC with Onew (whom undoubtly, choose to eat chicken instead) because of a simple reason. Mice love cheese, and cats chase mice, and dogs chase cats, and dog is equivilant to Kim Jonghyun. He had also thought about him when he wore his favourite jumper out, because jumpers are normally knitted by grandmothers, and knitting and sewing require needles, needles reminded him of the needle on a tattoo machine, and tattoos are also equivilant to Kim Jonghyun.
It's either the fact that everything on Earth actually resembled Kim Jonghyun a hell lot, or that it has proven that Kibum actually has a crush on Jonghyun. Point valid.
5) Notice if you always think of reasons, especially the small ridiculous reasons, to talk to him or to continue a conversation.
- Well, Kibum had made up his mind to return to the tattoo parlour the next day the get a tattoo. If getting a tattoo was going to allow him to talk to Jonghyun again, then he would do it, even if it was fucking insane.
Point definitely proven, and valid.
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Jonghyun cringed and his breakfast threatened to empty themselves out from their stomach, as his eyes took in the sight before him.
"Oppaaa," Jessica literally purred as she pulled down the front placket of her shirt, exposing part of her small shapely boobs, "I want to get a tattoo, here." Her finger traced teasingly along the edge of her breast down into her cleavage and she battled her eyelashes almost too innocently, considering what she was doing.
Jonghyun heaved as he felt the bile rising up in his throat.
"Oppaaa," Jessica took his hand and placed it on her chest, to his utmost horror. "I want a tattoo with floral designs, pretty pretty roses, and a skull here," and he felt his hand graze across her boobs and he yanked his hand back, his eyes widdened in shock.
"You're so cute when you're all flustered like that, Jonggie" Jessica smirked, her smile reminding him of the joker in Batman. She furthur pulled down her shirt revealing more of her almost non-existing boob, and Jonghyun resisted himself from picking up his tattoo machine and flinging it right in her face.
"I'm not interested in you, please leave me alone!" Jonghyun winced and prepared for her next outburst.
"What the fuck!" Jessica screamed and her hand flew through the air to almost hit Jonghyun's face. "Are you fucking gay or what! No one, no one has fucking rejected me before!"
Jonghyun brought himself to face the raging Jessica and he answered calmly, "I think i am."
"Fuck this shit!", Jessica pulled up her top and stomped out of the shop ungracefully, only to lose her balance and trip on her way out.
He smiled in delight.
At last, the bitch was gone.
But then, he spotted someone too familiar walking towards him, and he felt his crotch tingle tingle.
Kim Kibum.
"Uh, hi." Jonghyun said lamely as he waved his hand stiffly in the air.
"I'm back for another tattoo, but this time.. could you help me decide?" Kibum said awkwardly as his hand went up to ruffle his own hair.
Jonghyun felt his pants getting tighter as the younger's melodious voice filled his ears.
Oh no.
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A/N : sorry for this crappy chapter T.T i've just not been me recently and it's hard to for to write crack anymore. This chapter is hardly funny and less epic, and i don't know what happened =.=" I'll promise to make the next chapter more funny, and hopefully better, and i hope you guys comment <3 (:
and to sones : i dont hate jessica, i dont like her either, she just appear in fics. LOL
btw to singapore shawols : i'm really insecure now, cause i preordered shinee's calender from shineeshawols.wordpress and they said it arrived, i emailed them to ask when they're mailing it thrice, but no reply, just wondering if any of you bought anything from there and is it trustable? O.O
Author: ringdingdong_jy
Pairing: jongkey
Rating: PG-13 (might end up nc-17?)
Status: 3/?
Genre: Romance
Summary: Jonghyun's working as a tattooist, and he's convinced his new client would ask for a gay little unicorn or a Care Bear, and when a fucking sexy high schooler walks into the tattoo parlour, all hell breaks lose.
Φ
Kibum never expected that he was actually willing to turn himself into a tattoo freak just to meet someone with a two word vocabulary. And he had never expected himself to have a crush on a tattoo artist whom he had only met once.
But to be frank, all Kibum knew was that Jonghyun was freaking cute, and thus he had resulted to surfing the net and he clicked on a website called 'Know If You Have a Crush On a Guy'.
1) Take notice of how you and your body react next time you see him. If you feel nervous or feel your heart skip a beat or start to sweat, or it feels like you cant breathe when your around him, you probably like him.
- Kibum recalled how felt really nervous that one time he had actually seen Jonghyun. He was certain that he had sweat loads. And he remembered how his heart had skipped a beat when the tip of the tattoo machine pricked his skin for the first time. But he was also sure that it was because he was afraid Jonghyun would screw up his tattoo and fucking screw up his life. Therefore, point invalid.
2) Notice, how many times you've tried to google his name and how many times you've tried to search his personal page on MYSPACE or other social networking sites.
- The reason why Kibum decided to go to Jonghyun's tattoo parlour was simply because he googled 'Famous but Cheap Tattoo Parlours' and the first link he clicked on directed him to Jonghyun's website (he was actually confused when an image of a giant dinosaur popped out on his browser, and he was wondering if he went into some animal porn website). But Kibum had also searched his name on Facebook, Tumblr, MySpace, Twitter, Livejournal, Blogger, Friendster, Flickr and deviantART only to find more animal porn. So point valid.
3)You remember incidents or moments you've had with him.
- The only sentence suitable enough to describe Kibum's current state of mind was that he was sure Jonghyun was very tired. Very, very tired.
Kibum could say this to Jonghyun right now. 'Are you tired? You must be. Because you have been running through my mind the whole time.' Cheesy, but perfectly describing what he was feeling. Jonghyun had been running through his mind the whole day without him even realising it, and the whole process of him being tattooed by Jonghyun had been replaying and replaying in his mind.
But then again, with overly sensitive skin on your waist that is constantly irritated by the hem of your pants, it was difficuly for him to not be reminded every second, that he had gotten a tattoo by a sexy tattooist. Therefore, point invalid too.
4)You think about him in the most random moments.
- Kibum hated to admit it, but he had actually thought about Jonghyun during every random awkward possible. He had actually thought about Jonghyun when he was jerking off to the animal porn that appeared on his screen because the puppy that appeared on screen totally reminded him of Jonghyun. Jonghyun had also appeared in his mind when he was eating cheese fries at KFC with Onew (whom undoubtly, choose to eat chicken instead) because of a simple reason. Mice love cheese, and cats chase mice, and dogs chase cats, and dog is equivilant to Kim Jonghyun. He had also thought about him when he wore his favourite jumper out, because jumpers are normally knitted by grandmothers, and knitting and sewing require needles, needles reminded him of the needle on a tattoo machine, and tattoos are also equivilant to Kim Jonghyun.
It's either the fact that everything on Earth actually resembled Kim Jonghyun a hell lot, or that it has proven that Kibum actually has a crush on Jonghyun. Point valid.
5) Notice if you always think of reasons, especially the small ridiculous reasons, to talk to him or to continue a conversation.
- Well, Kibum had made up his mind to return to the tattoo parlour the next day the get a tattoo. If getting a tattoo was going to allow him to talk to Jonghyun again, then he would do it, even if it was fucking insane.
Point definitely proven, and valid.
Φ
Jonghyun cringed and his breakfast threatened to empty themselves out from their stomach, as his eyes took in the sight before him.
"Oppaaa," Jessica literally purred as she pulled down the front placket of her shirt, exposing part of her small shapely boobs, "I want to get a tattoo, here." Her finger traced teasingly along the edge of her breast down into her cleavage and she battled her eyelashes almost too innocently, considering what she was doing.
Jonghyun heaved as he felt the bile rising up in his throat.
"Oppaaa," Jessica took his hand and placed it on her chest, to his utmost horror. "I want a tattoo with floral designs, pretty pretty roses, and a skull here," and he felt his hand graze across her boobs and he yanked his hand back, his eyes widdened in shock.
"You're so cute when you're all flustered like that, Jonggie" Jessica smirked, her smile reminding him of the joker in Batman. She furthur pulled down her shirt revealing more of her almost non-existing boob, and Jonghyun resisted himself from picking up his tattoo machine and flinging it right in her face.
"I'm not interested in you, please leave me alone!" Jonghyun winced and prepared for her next outburst.
"What the fuck!" Jessica screamed and her hand flew through the air to almost hit Jonghyun's face. "Are you fucking gay or what! No one, no one has fucking rejected me before!"
Jonghyun brought himself to face the raging Jessica and he answered calmly, "I think i am."
"Fuck this shit!", Jessica pulled up her top and stomped out of the shop ungracefully, only to lose her balance and trip on her way out.
He smiled in delight.
At last, the bitch was gone.
But then, he spotted someone too familiar walking towards him, and he felt his crotch tingle tingle.
Kim Kibum.
"Uh, hi." Jonghyun said lamely as he waved his hand stiffly in the air.
"I'm back for another tattoo, but this time.. could you help me decide?" Kibum said awkwardly as his hand went up to ruffle his own hair.
Jonghyun felt his pants getting tighter as the younger's melodious voice filled his ears.
Oh no.
Φ
A/N : sorry for this crappy chapter T.T i've just not been me recently and it's hard to for to write crack anymore. This chapter is hardly funny and less epic, and i don't know what happened =.=" I'll promise to make the next chapter more funny, and hopefully better, and i hope you guys comment <3 (:
and to sones : i dont hate jessica, i dont like her either, she just appear in fics. LOL
btw to singapore shawols : i'm really insecure now, cause i preordered shinee's calender from shineeshawols.wordpress and they said it arrived, i emailed them to ask when they're mailing it thrice, but no reply, just wondering if any of you bought anything from there and is it trustable? O.O