ok? see you soon.
diet wild cherry pepsi keeps me company while my bestfriend is on the westcoast.
and it also keeps me company when my other bestfriend is out chatting up his grandaddy.
er when my closest brother isn't so close anymore.
er when that adorable lesportsac bag is just too expensive fer my newly emptied checking account.
bad credit already.
how will i ever buy that house?
i realized this week that i shop at target enough to know most of everything that they sell.
apparently, even down to the brands of electric shavers and non-fog mirrors.
and although i don't know every brand of ben&jerry's they sell,
i can tell you that Super Targets across the nation are running low on the coveted Steven Colbert Americone Dream.
and if yer looking fer the new designer line fer women, Illinois doesn't have it.
late shipment.
i know.
i check every week.
it's sickening.
i'm sorry. this has been on my mind alot.
where are my friends?
this is getting ridiculous.
and it also keeps me company when my other bestfriend is out chatting up his grandaddy.
er when my closest brother isn't so close anymore.
er when that adorable lesportsac bag is just too expensive fer my newly emptied checking account.
bad credit already.
how will i ever buy that house?
i realized this week that i shop at target enough to know most of everything that they sell.
apparently, even down to the brands of electric shavers and non-fog mirrors.
and although i don't know every brand of ben&jerry's they sell,
i can tell you that Super Targets across the nation are running low on the coveted Steven Colbert Americone Dream.
and if yer looking fer the new designer line fer women, Illinois doesn't have it.
late shipment.
i know.
i check every week.
it's sickening.
i'm sorry. this has been on my mind alot.
where are my friends?
this is getting ridiculous.