It's a good thing I'm not fat

Jul 23, 2006 17:27

Friday: Breaking and Entering
Friday night, around 12ish, I had to break into nan's house for her. She locked herself out of her house, came out and got our keys, got in, then locked herself out AGAIN, with both sets of keys in the house. She's a real smart one.

So, there's a small window to the basement-ish place where she does her laundry that doesn't quite open all the way, but you can get the screen out, and open it [most of the way] from the outside. However, there's a 5 foot + drop on the other side of the window, and nothing to hold onto.

It was a tight squeeze, but I managed to go / ways through the right side of the window [it's one of those ones that are split in the center], and since I'm tall, I could get my feet on the washer that was to the left of the window. I swear nan was having a heart attack because she thought I'd fall. But, I made it into her house completely safe.

It was however more of a challenge than when I had to break into my house in the past. I'm getting too good at this stuff.

Saturday: Avondale...but not for the races
Yesterday was the first time I passed through Avondale, and it wasn't for the stock car races. Me and my dad used to go to them all the time. Our cousins race in the super stock, and won 1st place the year before last. It's about a 45 minute highway drive away. Where we were going [to pick up a part for the other car] was a couple small communities past there [no highway access] so it took a little longer than 45 minutes to get there. Well, it's not like I wouldn't be sitting on my ass doing basically nothing if I was at home anyway. xD

In Closing: [General]
When breaking into houses, it helps to be slim; and when driving for a fair amount of time, Tim Horton's and your mp3 player really helps.
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