From Renu
You know you are from Oxnard when:
1. YOU LOVE TO EAT STRAWBERRIES = Yes! It's not even my favorite fruit but ours is so damn good.
2. YOU BITCH ABOUT HOW HOT IT IS IN OTHER PLACES It's totally true. It's too hot in SB and don't get me started about LA.
3. YOURE WORRIED A SEAGULL MIGHT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD = 5 times at OHS. Once all over my body... it was hot!
4. YOU LOVE THE SMELL OF SHIT IN THE MORNING... AKA
THE FIELDS = I recently just thought that the last time I was there.
5. WHEN U GO CRUISIN' ON SAVIERS ROAD = I cruise Victoria.
6. U HONK YOUR HORN WHEN U SEE THE OXNARD COLLEGE RUNNERS RUNNING ON PLEASANT VALLEY = I think about honking at OHS runners :)
7. YOUR RADIO IS PRESET TO EITHER 104.7 OR 103.3 = Of course.
8. YOU THINK ALL THE RICH WHITE PEOPLE LIVE AT
CAMARILLO = have you seen the houses by OHS or on the beach. But I assume everyone in Camarillo has money.
9. YOU OWN A HAT THAT SAYS "OXNARD" = I made a belt that says Viva Oxnard.
10. YOU SING THE 2PAC SONG "CALIFORNIA LOVE, " AND
CHANGE ONE OF THE CITIES TO SAY "IN THE CITY OF
OXNARD!!!' = Guilty as charged. And I say 805 in Ludacris' song too.
11. YOUR MYSPACE PROFILE FEATURES A CRAPLOAD OF Q1047 DJ'S = Hestler but that's because I know him.
12. YOU POP A CHUBB WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DALLAS COWBOYS COMING TO TRAIN IN OXNARD = They aren't coming anymore I heard.
13. S.B. IS YOUR OFFICIAL, "PARTY CENTRAL" = Only because I live in IV.
14. YOU'VE BECOME DESENSITIZED TO THE SMELL OF THE
FIELDS = What smell?
15. SOMEBODY IN YOUR FAMILY IS IN SOME WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, CONNECTED TO: SSxCH = Ouch. That's messed up. Not as messed up as Rio Messed Up!
16. YOU REFER TO RIO MESA HIGH AS "RIO MESSED UP" = Of course, they were our rivals.
17 U LOVE WATCHING THE C.I/HUENEME OR PACIFICA/OXNARD FOOTBALL GAMES TO SEE IF A FIGHT BREAKS OUT AFTER THE GAME = Since our team sucks I never went to football games unless I had to preform. I heard them at my house though.
18. YOU SAY "THE NARD" = Uhh yeah!
19. U CAN'T GO ONE DAY WITHOUT HEARING A GEORGE LOPEZ JOKE = Asshole has a key to Oxnard. I want a key to Oxnard... I live there. He's just famous.
20. DOWNTOWN OXNARD IS KNOWN TO YOU AS "SHEMALE VILLE" ON THE WEEKENDS = You know what... I went to Asahi the last time I was home for more than 3 hours and I did see two transvestites. Who cares? I call it Little Mexcio.
21. YOU MAKE FUN OF CHEDDARS EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ONE = Gringa is a dirty word but I am what I am. I have to stop saying Cheddar Point mall though. That's kind of messed up of me.
22. YOUR HEART ALWAYS SKIPS A BEAT WHEN U DRIVE DOWN COLONIA OR THE DIRTY SOUTH = Because I get nostalgic about elementary school.
23. YOU REFER TO THE CENTERPOINT AS THE "CHEDDARPOINT" = Yeah, I admitted that already. Shoot, I got my photos taken there.
24. YOU KNOW THAT THE STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL HAS THE BEST STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE BOOTH EVER = Hello! Did I not volunteer there to get that shortcake?
25. YOU ARE AWARE OF THE WEIRD MAPLE SYRUP SMELL ALWAYS PRESENT IN WALMART = I don't shop there but Target always smells like popcorn.
1. YOU LOVE TO EAT STRAWBERRIES = Yes! It's not even my favorite fruit but ours is so damn good.
2. YOU BITCH ABOUT HOW HOT IT IS IN OTHER PLACES It's totally true. It's too hot in SB and don't get me started about LA.
3. YOURE WORRIED A SEAGULL MIGHT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD = 5 times at OHS. Once all over my body... it was hot!
4. YOU LOVE THE SMELL OF SHIT IN THE MORNING... AKA
THE FIELDS = I recently just thought that the last time I was there.
5. WHEN U GO CRUISIN' ON SAVIERS ROAD = I cruise Victoria.
6. U HONK YOUR HORN WHEN U SEE THE OXNARD COLLEGE RUNNERS RUNNING ON PLEASANT VALLEY = I think about honking at OHS runners :)
7. YOUR RADIO IS PRESET TO EITHER 104.7 OR 103.3 = Of course.
8. YOU THINK ALL THE RICH WHITE PEOPLE LIVE AT
CAMARILLO = have you seen the houses by OHS or on the beach. But I assume everyone in Camarillo has money.
9. YOU OWN A HAT THAT SAYS "OXNARD" = I made a belt that says Viva Oxnard.
10. YOU SING THE 2PAC SONG "CALIFORNIA LOVE, " AND
CHANGE ONE OF THE CITIES TO SAY "IN THE CITY OF
OXNARD!!!' = Guilty as charged. And I say 805 in Ludacris' song too.
11. YOUR MYSPACE PROFILE FEATURES A CRAPLOAD OF Q1047 DJ'S = Hestler but that's because I know him.
12. YOU POP A CHUBB WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DALLAS COWBOYS COMING TO TRAIN IN OXNARD = They aren't coming anymore I heard.
13. S.B. IS YOUR OFFICIAL, "PARTY CENTRAL" = Only because I live in IV.
14. YOU'VE BECOME DESENSITIZED TO THE SMELL OF THE
FIELDS = What smell?
15. SOMEBODY IN YOUR FAMILY IS IN SOME WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, CONNECTED TO: SSxCH = Ouch. That's messed up. Not as messed up as Rio Messed Up!
16. YOU REFER TO RIO MESA HIGH AS "RIO MESSED UP" = Of course, they were our rivals.
17 U LOVE WATCHING THE C.I/HUENEME OR PACIFICA/OXNARD FOOTBALL GAMES TO SEE IF A FIGHT BREAKS OUT AFTER THE GAME = Since our team sucks I never went to football games unless I had to preform. I heard them at my house though.
18. YOU SAY "THE NARD" = Uhh yeah!
19. U CAN'T GO ONE DAY WITHOUT HEARING A GEORGE LOPEZ JOKE = Asshole has a key to Oxnard. I want a key to Oxnard... I live there. He's just famous.
20. DOWNTOWN OXNARD IS KNOWN TO YOU AS "SHEMALE VILLE" ON THE WEEKENDS = You know what... I went to Asahi the last time I was home for more than 3 hours and I did see two transvestites. Who cares? I call it Little Mexcio.
21. YOU MAKE FUN OF CHEDDARS EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ONE = Gringa is a dirty word but I am what I am. I have to stop saying Cheddar Point mall though. That's kind of messed up of me.
22. YOUR HEART ALWAYS SKIPS A BEAT WHEN U DRIVE DOWN COLONIA OR THE DIRTY SOUTH = Because I get nostalgic about elementary school.
23. YOU REFER TO THE CENTERPOINT AS THE "CHEDDARPOINT" = Yeah, I admitted that already. Shoot, I got my photos taken there.
24. YOU KNOW THAT THE STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL HAS THE BEST STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE BOOTH EVER = Hello! Did I not volunteer there to get that shortcake?
25. YOU ARE AWARE OF THE WEIRD MAPLE SYRUP SMELL ALWAYS PRESENT IN WALMART = I don't shop there but Target always smells like popcorn.