Sink Your Teeth In
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2617637/Bartlebead It's crack-y, K+ (but I don't know how to edit any of that stuff on FF.net, so I hope no small child's eyes are burned out by reading Dean swearing), and short. (For those who didn't recognize it, that's a paraphrase of Hobbes about human life: nasty, brutish, and short.) Dean W. and Sam W. gen.