Bitching...
There's some POS alarm clock upstairs that has randomly been on for two nights when I've come home...it also randomly shuts off. Rippingn it out of the wall and tossing it from a third floor window violently is an option.
I wanted to go to Worcester to clean for the past two days, but I didn't have it in me to go, so I have a SHITLOAD of work left to do. Figures I'm doing all the stuff that leaves me on my hands and knees playing fucking Cinderella.
I painted my toe nails pink to avoid vacuuming. I ended up vacuuming anyhow, and because I never paint any of my digits...I keep on getting distracted: "OOOOH COLOR!"" ::WACK:: as I walk into something catching a glimpse of a toe as it swishes by. It is coming off...SOON.
I'm going down to the cape tomorrow and I have to bring the dogs in the new car. I don't think there's enough sheets in the house to dog proof the damned thing from Phoebe. I'm going to have to clean the crap out of it and pray to God that she doesn't get drool in my upolstry (spelling anyone?)... I just cleaned the damned thing less than a week ago or something. FUCK.
I really wanna shoot the alarm clock and whichever family member it belongs to right now.
There's more...but it's not really appropriate for this space.
Oh yeah! The zoo sucks. It hasn't taught me anything I can use outside the damned zoo and it has only galvinized and cemented my utter contempt for children. I am NEVER having one. For all of you fucks that say I'm wrong and I'll have like 5 some day- EAT SHIT. This job has forever ended any small inkling of a possibility there was of your prophecy ever coming true. NONE! [insert dead baby joke here]
I did get to go in the capybera pen the other day though. It was neat. Effin' dog sized guinea pigs that are SOOO cute. I want to take one home and make it sleep on the fooot of my bed.
I'm going to spare you poor readers the rest and just go to bed... Good Eats is on soon any how. All hail Alton Brown! VIVA LA FOOD CHANNEL!!!
Hahaha...
P.S. I got Sean a shirt that says "HIPPIE KILLER" on it. It makes me laugh because he calls me a hippie all the time and because if he ever wears it to school he is officially threatening 95% of its students. It makes me laugh.
I wanted to go to Worcester to clean for the past two days, but I didn't have it in me to go, so I have a SHITLOAD of work left to do. Figures I'm doing all the stuff that leaves me on my hands and knees playing fucking Cinderella.
I painted my toe nails pink to avoid vacuuming. I ended up vacuuming anyhow, and because I never paint any of my digits...I keep on getting distracted: "OOOOH COLOR!"" ::WACK:: as I walk into something catching a glimpse of a toe as it swishes by. It is coming off...SOON.
I'm going down to the cape tomorrow and I have to bring the dogs in the new car. I don't think there's enough sheets in the house to dog proof the damned thing from Phoebe. I'm going to have to clean the crap out of it and pray to God that she doesn't get drool in my upolstry (spelling anyone?)... I just cleaned the damned thing less than a week ago or something. FUCK.
I really wanna shoot the alarm clock and whichever family member it belongs to right now.
There's more...but it's not really appropriate for this space.
Oh yeah! The zoo sucks. It hasn't taught me anything I can use outside the damned zoo and it has only galvinized and cemented my utter contempt for children. I am NEVER having one. For all of you fucks that say I'm wrong and I'll have like 5 some day- EAT SHIT. This job has forever ended any small inkling of a possibility there was of your prophecy ever coming true. NONE! [insert dead baby joke here]
I did get to go in the capybera pen the other day though. It was neat. Effin' dog sized guinea pigs that are SOOO cute. I want to take one home and make it sleep on the fooot of my bed.
I'm going to spare you poor readers the rest and just go to bed... Good Eats is on soon any how. All hail Alton Brown! VIVA LA FOOD CHANNEL!!!
Hahaha...
P.S. I got Sean a shirt that says "HIPPIE KILLER" on it. It makes me laugh because he calls me a hippie all the time and because if he ever wears it to school he is officially threatening 95% of its students. It makes me laugh.